Day 1 of Predicting the 2024 MLB Season with a Marble Race – 30th Place Simulation

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1. ‘Tis the season

2. HERE WE GO

3. we are so back

4. Solid start

5. Ah shit, here we go again.

6. Got a bit scared there at the end

7. IT IS TIME

   Edit: I reject this reality for the pirates. I want the cardinals finishing last again 🙁

8. Rangers almost did the funniest thing possible

9. I was really rooting for the Braves towards the end

10. Fuck yes, I missed this music in my life!

11. IT’S BACK YALL

12. BART

13. ITS BACK

14. Wow wtf were the pirates doing all marble off season

15. THE OFFSEASON IS OFFICIALLY BACK, BABY

16. Hate how the mariners are always so close.

17. We are so fucking back

18. THE MARBLES ARE BACK

19. Forgot about this from last year. Happy it’s back

20. Nooooo

21. Thank you. This was the best part of last off season!

22. Been waiting all year for this!

23. Fuck yes it’s baaaaack!

24. Best part of the year.

25. WE BACK!

26. OMG WE ARE BACK THE REAL SEASON IS HERE

27. Trust the marbles.

28. HELL YES

    *sees how the race is going*

    HELL NO

29. I didn’t realize how long the clip was and thought that the Oakland A’s had it in the bag for the first minute until I checked and saw there was still plenty of game left for them to “blow” it.

30. Cant wait to reset the “days since someone last complained about imaginary cup obstacle in imaginary contest earnestly.” Counter

31. My dreams of a /r/brewjays World Series were almost ruined day 1.

32. How many were right last season?

33. It makes no fucking sense how compelling this is

34. I ain’t falling for this shit again

35. This went from fun to unfun very quickly when the Mariners suddenly arrived on the scene. That was stressful.

36. REJOICE, THE MARBLES HAVE RETURNED

37. Of course it’s the GD shaky baskets.

38. Babe wake up, new marble race just dropped.

39. # ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS MARBLES, FOR THEY HAVE RETURNED. THE MARBLES SEE ALL. THE MARBLES KNOW ALL. THE MARBLES WILL SET US FREE.

40. It’s a fun little marble race that doesn’t mean anything… until your team’s marble comes flying in out of nowhere

41. Pirates won it all last year = didn’t win World Series IRL.

    Pirates first to lose this year = Pirates 2024 World Series confirmed