[Charles the Cat] Hearing a decision could come this weekend and the #Cubs are working feverishly to get their man #Ohtani #HotStove🔥

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1. But we’ve already been told about this weekend Charles the Cat…

2. Good, kitty.

3. 🤘🏻

4. There is something about the cat’s eyes. I trust him….

5. I just collapsed in Jewel Osco on the news.

6. Meow

7. I trust this cat and that one guys gut more than any credible reporter

8. Real whirlwind 24 hours on this sub

9. Gonna need confirmation from KatyPerrysBootyHole

10. If it’s not Passan, I’m not listening. Sorry cat. You burned us with the Harper rumors 5 years ago. Not falling for it again.

11. Ohtani is going to do a press conference with a box from Mindy’s bakery asking beat writers if they fancy themselves reporters, and telling them all that they are children he has to work with.

12. Yeah but his plane is in Toronto I tracked it myself

13. He’s def going to be a cub!!

    Sources: eating my girl out and it smelled a lil fishy.. fishy = sushi.. sushi = japan… Japan = ohtani signing with the cubs!!

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15. From your mouth to the litter box, Chucky!

16. I didn’t hear no bell! Bring it home, Charles

17. Is this guy most likely a grifter who got lucky once before?

    Yes.

    Am I going to believe him until Ohtani officially signs somewhere?

    You bet your sweet bippy, I am.