[Yoel] Starling Marte’s groin looks like it will be fine for Opening Day.

28 comments

1. Ahem

2. Gotta love a fine groin

3. as a straight man I care deeply about marte’s groin.

4. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

5. 👀

6. Headline made me think NSFW. I might have been right! Ha.

7. Penis

8. Yeah it does

9. Given that he just got married yesterday, I’m assuming he may re-injure it.

10. Pics or it didn’t happen.

11. Using Ben as a source is WILD

12. That woman is pregnant

13. THE FUCK??? She looks under age.

14. When they got engaged, Marte posted a pic of her riding him in a limo (clothed), so this is not surprising lmao

15. Amen 🙏🏻

16. I can massage it if he really needs!!

17. LOL!!! I don’t care about opening day–I care about a month into the season when he goes on the IR list.

18. I’ll believe it when I see it.

19. We need some proof

20. My guy can dagger with the best of em

21. Ayo 👀👀👀

22. Well this is something.

23. Yeah, I believed this storyline last year. Until I see him on the field resembling anything close to his 2022 and prior self, I’m not a buyer at this point.

24. Yes, but what about his injury?

25. Need to move on from Marte. He’s cooked.

26. Nothing is more important than Martes groin

27. I don’t believe you. Lemme see.

28. Physical therapy