(Mink) John Harbaugh got the players a Godzilla pinball machine for the locker room for Christmas. Marlon Humphrey said some of the youngest players on the team didn’t even know what a pinball machine is so Harbs explained it.

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1. I get never having played one, but not even knowing what a pinball machine IS!?

   

   This is why Microsoft should have never dropped Space Cadet from their computers.

2. Harbs is always thinking of the team!

   [https://sternpinball.com/game/godzilla/](https://sternpinball.com/game/godzilla/) MSRP $9,699

   The Ravens defense reminds me of a raging Godzilla:

   [Godzilla Blue Oyster Cult Music Video HD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muUZjovOFRg)

3. Thats crazy. I’m only 23 and i think everyone i know my age would know what a pinball machine is. Not entirely sure if i’ve ever used one but i’ve always know what they are.

4. r/fuckimold

5. This is such a cool gift

6. If anyone’s interested, the table is available for Visual Pinball

   [https://vpuniverse.com/files/file/8449-godzilla-limited-edition/](https://vpuniverse.com/files/file/8449-godzilla-limited-edition/)

   (VP is a Windows app by default, but can be compiled on macOS, Linux etc)

7. ‘Garrett use your legs, no, No! Put it down, JUST PUT IT DOWN’

   Harbaugh took the cap off of his cap and wiped his brow, he knew he should’ve took Yanda up on his offer.

   Garrett was huffing deep breaths, his tiny non football frame contorted in the tight space between the pinball machine and the curve of the stairwell

   ‘John…ugh…I…I…why isn’t maintenance doing this?’

   What a foolish question, you don’t give a gift and not see it through, did the 3 wise men FedEx their frankincense and Mur? Did the shepeards uber pool it to the stables?

   ‘We have one more flight of stairs, I need you to channel your inner Jacoby!’

   Garretts eyes flaired and he grabbed the machine and hosted with all his might. John struggled to grab the other end in time as Garrett powered on.

   They were making pace now, the stairs were no obstacle in the face of their focus, the locker room lights presenting a warm glowing beacon.

   BANG!

   The doors at the top of the stairwell swung open, a cacophony of noise as the team began making their way down the several flight of stairs.

   How were they done watching tape? It was too early, Tucker should of only been half way through singing Nessun Dorma

   The locker room doors approached, John saw Garrets strength starting to fail but his legs kept moving. Did he just shout Mothra?

   They put the pinball machine down and John plugged it in, he couldn’t wait to see their faces when they saw this.

   John snapped out of his dream as the noise of the players began to grow loud.

   ‘Quick! Hide!’

   John and Garrett grabbed one of Falalaes Jersey’s, threw it over themselves and hid in the corner, there was room for another in there but John was glad for the extra space as Garrett started to sob. He peaked out the neck of the Jersey and saw the team gathe round his Christmas present to them

   Zay was at the front, tapping on the glass and looking curiously around

   ‘Where’s the touch screen?’

8. Pinball so hard University.