The Tank Is Back On Schedule After A Grueling Battle In Orchard Park


The Tank Is Back On Schedule After A Grueling Battle In Orchard Park

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  1. This week’s correspondence from Tank Commander Jones:

    >I write to you all with good tidings for the new year! The Tank is back on track! 2nd Lt. Zappe put forth a valiant effort of 3 Interceptions, Private Ryland made up for the bomb last week by missing a field goal at a critical junction in the battle. Yet despite our best efforts the fight was still rather close for my liking. I thought for a second that I might be subbed in after 2nd Lt. Zappe’s thrid interception but that was shot down immediately.

    >I believe we have secured a top 5 pick with today’s victory, so we should have an interesting matchup facing our arch rivals the Jets of New Jersey to finish this year’s tour next week. I look forward to the new year and new beginnings for me and our squad!

    >-Tank Commander Jones

  2. I actually feel better about this team after that loss. Like our defense is good enough to win the AFC East, we just need a QB and another WR and we’re in business (similar to when Caserio got Stroud and Dell in Houston)

  3. Why the fuck did we draft a kicker if he’s going to be ass? We could’ve just signed a shitty kicker in free agency

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