The Tank Is Back On Schedule After A Grueling Battle In Orchard Park
December 31, 2023
The Tank Is Back On Schedule After A Grueling Battle In Orchard Park
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This week’s correspondence from Tank Commander Jones:
>I write to you all with good tidings for the new year! The Tank is back on track! 2nd Lt. Zappe put forth a valiant effort of 3 Interceptions, Private Ryland made up for the bomb last week by missing a field goal at a critical junction in the battle. Yet despite our best efforts the fight was still rather close for my liking. I thought for a second that I might be subbed in after 2nd Lt. Zappe’s thrid interception but that was shot down immediately.
>I believe we have secured a top 5 pick with today’s victory, so we should have an interesting matchup facing our arch rivals the Jets of New Jersey to finish this year’s tour next week. I look forward to the new year and new beginnings for me and our squad!
>-Tank Commander Jones
Everyone wants a tank. I hope we draft all linemen !
LETS GO
Kraft needs to get involved bench everyone vs jets
I actually feel better about this team after that loss. Like our defense is good enough to win the AFC East, we just need a QB and another WR and we’re in business (similar to when Caserio got Stroud and Dell in Houston)
Ryland is the tank MVP.
Needa add Ryland poking his head up from one of the forward hatches 😅
Lest we forget the efforts of Tank Commander Matt Patricia today🫡
I love these
Why the fuck did we draft a kicker if he’s going to be ass? We could’ve just signed a shitty kicker in free agency
11 comments
This week’s correspondence from Tank Commander Jones:
>I write to you all with good tidings for the new year! The Tank is back on track! 2nd Lt. Zappe put forth a valiant effort of 3 Interceptions, Private Ryland made up for the bomb last week by missing a field goal at a critical junction in the battle. Yet despite our best efforts the fight was still rather close for my liking. I thought for a second that I might be subbed in after 2nd Lt. Zappe’s thrid interception but that was shot down immediately.
>I believe we have secured a top 5 pick with today’s victory, so we should have an interesting matchup facing our arch rivals the Jets of New Jersey to finish this year’s tour next week. I look forward to the new year and new beginnings for me and our squad!
>-Tank Commander Jones
Everyone wants a tank. I hope we draft all linemen !
LETS GO
Kraft needs to get involved bench everyone vs jets
I actually feel better about this team after that loss. Like our defense is good enough to win the AFC East, we just need a QB and another WR and we’re in business (similar to when Caserio got Stroud and Dell in Houston)
Ryland is the tank MVP.
Needa add Ryland poking his head up from one of the forward hatches 😅
Lest we forget the efforts of Tank Commander Matt Patricia today🫡
I love these
Why the fuck did we draft a kicker if he’s going to be ass? We could’ve just signed a shitty kicker in free agency
Ryland should be driving this tank!