Scrolling through r/miami dolphins and saw this


I just found this funny. Bills by a billion.

40 comments
  1. I object to OJ being our best player ever. Bruce Smith is above him, along with Thurman Thomas. Also, we have the best ST player of all time. That counts for something

  2. Apparently this guy isn’t familiar with any of Tyreek Hill’s off the field issues. Anyway, go Bills!

  3. “Its good to know who hates you, and it is good to be hated by the right people” – Johnny Cash.

    Miami is soulless and the people are trashy as fuck. We don’t want to be the kind of things they adore.

  4. When the Bills slaughter them, again, it’ll be all “we were banged up and injured”. “Bills can’t beat us in Miami when we’re healthy or when its hot”, like Allen hasn’t smacked the shit out of them in what 85% of games…

  5. Hy fuck Tony Romo?

    I mean he was a Cowboy, so yeah, fuck him, but why does this Fish care?

  6. This might not be the place to ask this question because the quoted comment doesn’t even include the following phrase, but what the fuck does “fins up” even mean?

    Is having a fin in an upwards orientation something dolphins do when engaging enemies?

    Furthermore, which fin are they referring to? I’m guessing the dorsal fin, but what would be the benefit of having a higher relative position of the fin our your back? Would you be required to arch your back to achieve pinnacle fin height? Then it might look like you are a dolphin in the fetal position.

    I guess they could be referring to one of the two pectoral fins. But if it’s a pectoral fin that should be “up,” it seems like that would be some sort of anthropomorphic gesture of a dolphin needing to ask a question, e.g. “Fins up if you have any questions or need any clarification.”

    It sounds so cringey to me either way.

  7. Wait how did we get lumped with Tony Romo?

    Was there an announcer draft I wasn’t aware of?

    If so, we got hosed.

  8. I love visiting Buffalo . 5 hour drive for me but I go at least once a year. Typically multiple times when I can. He already knows how this ends. Go bills!

  9. I hate when people don’t understand not all of a teams fans live in the same city as the team.

  10. Damn no mention of how I immediately replied and called him out? I deserve a heroes welcome!

  11. This would be great poster board material.

    Hoping for a good showing from Allen. 400 yards, 4 Pass TDs, 2 Rush TDs, to have all of the MVP voters squirm.

    Billeve.

  12. We are shitty fuck wads because we are from Buffalo? Hmm.

    Last I checked, Florida Man is a thing, not Buffalo Shitty Fuck Wads

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