Some friends gave me this as a belated birthday present yesterday…

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1. He gave you a dog chew toy?

2. You know what to do

3. FUCK MESSIER

4. So you started blasting am I right ?

5. Me and my cousins would blow this up with fireworks I tell u that much playboy

6. *Ex-friends*

7. I know a guy who can handle your friend

   We call him Bruno.

   He’s a Reddit mod with serious clout. Can get your friend banned across like half the subs

8. Who needs friends anyways?

9. Bonfire time

10. put in urinal then

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    PISS ON IT

11. Reminds of me when my colleagues gave me a framed Mark Messier Canucks hockey card and put it on my desk.

12. Whelp, time for a January bon fire, boys and girls. It’s weenie roasting time. Bet’cha can’t roast just one!

13. Ages 4-104

14. Burn it for the hockey gods for a cup.

15. 10/10 troll job – I’m guessing you all like to take the piss out of one another?

16. They are not your friends.

17. Frame it, have a plaque made highlighting why the Canucks dislike messier and put it on display.

18. Worst friend ever

19. Barf

20. Fuck messier.

21. Get new friends

22. Did you give it back?

23. Just curious… do they hate you?

24. Burn it with fire

25. Boooo

26. Burn it

27. Your friends suck ass

28. It could be a horcrux. Better burn it just to be safe.

29. Holy shit, what a hideous art style, Messier aside.

30. Fuck Messier

31. Fuck messier

32. ALWAYS, Fuck Messier