Welcome back, Matt! We have signed three-time All-Star INF Matt Carpenter to a one-year contract for the 2024 season.
January 19, 2024
Welcome back, Matt! We have signed three-time All-Star INF Matt Carpenter to a one-year contract for the 2024 season.
30 comments
But why
Jfc this organization has learned nothing
Outside of his Yankees renaissance he’s at an 80 OPS+ since 2019…and he’s also a negative defensively. So so so dumb.
It’s not April 1st yet?
I’m speechless.
Salsa back on the menu boyyysss!!!!!
Lmfao what?
Unless they are about to trade Gorman or Donny I don’t understand where Carpenter is going to find ABs?
LMAO
Why? He was terrible last year
I’m in purely for the vibes
This is really funny
That Matt Carpenter obsessed girl on Twitter must be ecstatic
If you’re over 35 years old, come to STL!
Gotta grease those ticket sales with another “one last ride” season for a beloved player
I can’t think of a single instance where I’d prefer him to hit over Winn, Gorman, Donovan, Edman, etc. He can’t field. What is the point?
Definitely in the 99th percentile of things I did not plan on reading this morning
Marp is my favorite player of the 2010s but lmao wtf
Enough of the nostalgia acts
No we didn’t. Shut up. This is fake. Is it April Fools already? Did that come early this year?
Fuck.
We’ve got the most 2018 looking ass team in all of the majors
He’s in my top 10 favorite Cardinals of my lifetime, and yet I hate this.
Sonny Gray needs to have a ridiculously good year to validate this offseason
This fucking front office haha
WTF 🤦♂️ stop milking the past and focus on the future!
So we got…
Pujols/Yadi retirement season
Waino retirement season
Carpenter retirement season
SURELY, Mikolas next year?
#SELLING ALL THE NOSTALGIA
Well, if the front office had a goal going into the off season of being the oldest team in baseball by average, I’d say they’re doing a bang up job.
All this does is take away at bats from younger players who have higher upside. Has he learned how to hit the ball the other way yet?
I’m here for his .152 batting average lol
Sometimes loyalty is not your best friend!
So is he 4th or 5th in the rotation?
Back in college I was dating this gal. We started off awesome, then after a while she just turned into this horrible person, constantly doing bad shit to me. It finally got bad enough I broke up with her and kicked her out. She bounced around from guy to guy for a year or so. Nobody could stand her for more than a couple months. One night she drunk dialed me. I had also been drinking, and enough time had passed that I forgot how horrendous she was. I invited her over.
The nostalgia was great. It was like we had started over, and everything was awesome. Then she killed me. I’m writing this from a ghost account. If only I had remembered.
They don’t care about actually fielding a team who can win a championship. There is 0 logic wasting a roster spot on this shell of a player. I sincerely hope the fan base realizes this and doesn’t give the Dewitt’s a cent of their money. If I had season tickets I’d be calling and cancelling today
30 comments
But why
Jfc this organization has learned nothing
Outside of his Yankees renaissance he’s at an 80 OPS+ since 2019…and he’s also a negative defensively. So so so dumb.
It’s not April 1st yet?
I’m speechless.
Salsa back on the menu boyyysss!!!!!
Lmfao what?
Unless they are about to trade Gorman or Donny I don’t understand where Carpenter is going to find ABs?
LMAO
Why? He was terrible last year
I’m in purely for the vibes
This is really funny
That Matt Carpenter obsessed girl on Twitter must be ecstatic
If you’re over 35 years old, come to STL!
Gotta grease those ticket sales with another “one last ride” season for a beloved player
I can’t think of a single instance where I’d prefer him to hit over Winn, Gorman, Donovan, Edman, etc. He can’t field. What is the point?
Definitely in the 99th percentile of things I did not plan on reading this morning
Marp is my favorite player of the 2010s but lmao wtf
Enough of the nostalgia acts
No we didn’t. Shut up. This is fake. Is it April Fools already? Did that come early this year?
Fuck.
We’ve got the most 2018 looking ass team in all of the majors
He’s in my top 10 favorite Cardinals of my lifetime, and yet I hate this.
Sonny Gray needs to have a ridiculously good year to validate this offseason
This fucking front office haha
WTF 🤦♂️ stop milking the past and focus on the future!
So we got…
Pujols/Yadi retirement season
Waino retirement season
Carpenter retirement season
SURELY, Mikolas next year?
#SELLING ALL THE NOSTALGIA
Well, if the front office had a goal going into the off season of being the oldest team in baseball by average, I’d say they’re doing a bang up job.
All this does is take away at bats from younger players who have higher upside. Has he learned how to hit the ball the other way yet?
I’m here for his .152 batting average lol
Sometimes loyalty is not your best friend!
So is he 4th or 5th in the rotation?
Back in college I was dating this gal. We started off awesome, then after a while she just turned into this horrible person, constantly doing bad shit to me. It finally got bad enough I broke up with her and kicked her out. She bounced around from guy to guy for a year or so. Nobody could stand her for more than a couple months. One night she drunk dialed me. I had also been drinking, and enough time had passed that I forgot how horrendous she was. I invited her over.
The nostalgia was great. It was like we had started over, and everything was awesome. Then she killed me. I’m writing this from a ghost account. If only I had remembered.
They don’t care about actually fielding a team who can win a championship. There is 0 logic wasting a roster spot on this shell of a player. I sincerely hope the fan base realizes this and doesn’t give the Dewitt’s a cent of their money. If I had season tickets I’d be calling and cancelling today