Who you got in a 40yd dash: 46yo Paul Pierce or Vita Vea?

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1. Double V all day!

2. Haha never thought id see this cross over. Love KG and PP, but I got my money on Vita.

3. Pierce would shit his pants trying to keep up with vita

4. If this is 2003 Pierce i’m taking him. But right now Vea.

5. Lmaoooo

6. Vea would absolutely smoke him lol

7. This is my moment: As a Masshole Bucs fan that loves the Celtics, I can confidently say Vita Vea would beat a 46-year old Paul Pierce, a 36-year-old PP, a 26-year-old PP, and possibly even 16-year-old PP in a foot race. Pierce is slow as fuck over distance he just had a great hesi move to open up space on the pullbacks.

   Paul talks a lot of shit now for someone who nearly went out without a championship. He better thank KG every day for keeping him relevant.

8. Tevita Tuliʻakiʻono Tuipulotu Mosese Vaʻhae Fehoko Faletau Vea by several full name lengths

9. Vea all day. Easily.

   Pierce has been boozing for the last 10 years. No way, he’s kept in shape.

10. Vita is a monster and I love watching him wreck opponents. It’s a beautiful force of nature to see a human being that big, powerful, and sudden. I hope he can have a fear off season and get healthy. It’s like having a. Pirate Ship at one DT and Calijah Kancey is the cannon ball. They’re such a perfect tandem. I would not be upset in the least if we grabbed a top D lineman at pick 1.