Post Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets at Vancouver Canucks – 27 Jan 2024

30 comments

1. Fuck you Provorov you homophobic fuck. And you suck at hockey!

2. It was a fun two periods

3. I hate life and Ivan Provorov

4. We have the franchise saving talent in Fantilli. We just need the coach and the FO, and to shoot Provorov out of the cannon.

5. Provorov and Severson don’t belong out there in 3v3 OT.

6. You win this round Michael Bublé

7. honestly could you blame any goalie who might want to not be tending this team’s net in third periods

8. I’m done with Proverov and done with Severson. Worst trades of Jarmos career by far.

   It’s also pretty clear at this point Vincent isn’t any better than Larsen. Can’t make this team care enough to play 60 minutes. Doesn’t have the balls to sit the guys who deserve it during a game

9. [Ugh](https://i.imgur.com/Q1WazfO.jpg)

10. I’m not mad that we lost. I expected we would lose.

    But I’m mad that we’ve lost that exact game a dozen times this year. Either make changes or the team can watch those sellouts they like to brag about disappear and have NWA be full of visiting fans the last half of this year.

11. Our miserable D core, led by two overvalued off-season signings, again lost us another game.

    Fire Jarmo.

12. the team that jarmo built

13. Fantilli looks great. Tex seems to have finally settled in. But Jesus fuck we always fall apart and Provorov is the worst player on this team. Jarmo needs to go for that trade alone.

    Another win for team tank I guess.

    Edit: also can’t believe I stayed up til 1 fucking AM for this ending

14. Gonna have nightmares about that five minute PP tonight followed by nightmares about Provorov handing the puck back to Vancouver in OT.

    Anyway, I love Adam Fantilli.

15. I’m tired boss

16. I’m telling you man, these script writers need to think of better jokes. This “have the lead heading into the third period and then choke it away to lose in overtime” bit is getting a little old. We need new material.

17. 1. Provorov sucks at hockey, is homophobic, and one of the worst trades we’ve ever made
    2. Absolutely embarrassing third period, weird shit from the refs did not help
    3. We somehow got it to OT despite the complete collapse in the third, idk if we deserved it honestly

    On a more positive note, 2 games with short handed goals back to back by tex is cool, and 2nd period they looked amazing. Unfortunately that was the only period they looked good.

18. Thanks to Provorov and Severson for being fucking shit. Thanks to the coach for putting them out there in OT. And thanks to the GM for acquiring them. Someone has to lose their job in this organization.

19. I’m a Flames fan but that was bullshit at the end and should have been properly challenged. He changed the position of his skates which made many previous goals that were scored the same way not count

20. Someone fill me in why Gaudreau was getting booed. What did he do? I know it’s not because he didn’t sign there or whatever lame shit other teams boo him for

21. Now I’m not saying that Provorov isn’t a very good defensive defenseman however the three powerplay goals in the third he was on the pk now that doesn’t mean it’s not his fault actually screw this shit what the hell was that from this dumb turd and holy shit his stickhandling in overtime killed all of our momentum completely we went from an easy win against a juggernaut team to squeaking into overtime to completely embarrassing ourselves and Provorov was a big fucking factor in Vancouver’s comeback

22. Should’ve turned this off when Vancouver had more shots killing our 5 min PP but I hate myself and kept watching. Fire jarmo before he ruins Fantilli, Marchy, and Voronkov

23. Watched the game with Seattle fans, watching tonights CBJ game made them excited for tomorrow.

    They are afraid of Fantilli, that’s about the whole list.

24. Is it me or should there not be any stupid turnovers in OT? Like how tf do you have the puck with insane space and not just use it? You skate a 180 around it like you’re at the community rink on Sunday skate with your kids and leave the puck sitting there. Just fucking slap it back and posses it. Jfc

25. That 5min power play sums up the entire season.

26. It’s just uncanny at this point how consistent our third period collapses are

27. that 5min PP should’ve been our ticket. we got ONE shot on it and it sucked out any remaining sliver of momentum we should’ve gotten from that

28. Just piling on at this point, but WTF is Provorov on the ice in overtime?! The man is a turnover machine, and putting him out there where possession is paramount is madness. That’s something you try in practice and learn it doesn’t work. Clearly, this was not Pazzy’s finest hour. I can not wait until Provorov is traded at the deadline for a couple of donuts from Timmy Ho’s.

29. Last thing Bean wanted to do was talk about that shit and I don’t blame him

30. Players in general seem done with this shit. Bean said “4-1 in the NHL, we’re professionals we should be able to see it out”.

    Boone now saying this is “unacceptable”.