Pospisil 5 minute major for cross checking Marchand

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1. Marchand is involved? Couldn’t have happened to a better guy.

2. Takes a licking and keeps on dicking

3. 4 on 1

4. You can’t do that, but also no tears were shed

5. Zary takes a crosscheck to the face and then another to the back of the head while down on the ice earlier in the season and it wasn’t even a penalty.

   Yet this is 5 and a game. Ahh consistency.

6. Marchand was smacking the goalie pretty good I understand the reaction and I’m sure he didn’t mean to catch him in the face. Ultimately, 7 games for Kadri.

7. Give Marchand a game misconduct for embellishment

8. 5 min?

   What?

   Seriously, whose dick is Marchand sucking? This is at best a 2 min roughing call.

   What the fucking fuck?

9. Reddit: Player safety is a joke there is no place in the game for this

   Reddit when it’s a player they hate: Haha die rat man, get fucked

10. It was Marchand… I’m sure he deserved it.

11. Is his beak sideways? Hard to tell near the end there.

12. Oh no!

    …anyway…

13. Maybe 2 for roughing, and two to Marchand for embellishment. And 2 more to Marchand for being a rat-faced fuck.

14. Live by the sword…

15. Oh no! Anyways

16. Less of a cross check and more of a fist closed on a lighter behind a night club

17. 10 games for Marchy for taking one to the face

18. I could only watch this 10 or fifteen times.

19. “he touched my nose!”

    Ref: “dude EVERYTHING touches that nose

20. Worth it

21. Ladies and gentleman… we got him.

22. Money well spent.

23. Let’s circle back to this when your star players take a cross check to the face and you’re all screaming about player safety. Especially you insufferable lesfs fans but for this to happen it would mean your guys would have to be digging for a puck and we all know those over paid divas would never do that.

24. Ocon gets a 5 second penalty.

25. Well he shouldn’t be a fucking rat all the time.

26. He should have been given a $5K bonus for his service to mankind rather than 5mins

27. Was he going for 5 again?.

28. The way he was hacking the goalie, he earned it. He’s playing it up, but he knows he earned it.

29. Marchands face is taking a beating tn

30. Worth it lol

31. Should be given a medal for that

32. More like a sucker-punched, he got boxed out.

33. Love it

34. It pains me to see this sort of behavior…no wait…this one is juuuust fine

35. What is it they say about karma? That it’s a circle and what goes around comes around

36. Ok, I kinda love the flames now. Temporarily.

37. Good.

    That’s the only word going through my brain.

    Good.

38. NHL Rule 59: Cross checking is when a player strikes an opposing player with the shaft of the stick while holding it with both hands.*

    *59(a) as with all infractions, if the opposing player is Brad Marchand there is no penalty, irrespective of the nature of injury received.

    *This exception has the rare distinction of carrying with a 100 percent vote of all active and retired NHL players, coaches, trainers, ticket takers, and concessions workers.