The New Evil Empire


Low effort edit ! Just Ohtani with Sith eyes

25 comments
  1. #STOP THIS CRAP!!

    Dodgers baseball has been synonymous with everything right and good about Baseball and therefore AMERICA 🇺🇸!!

    Born of the Borough of Hope!

    Broke barriers!

    Embracing The world: on The field as well as the stands to truly represent Los Angeles and therefor THE GLOBE 🌎!

    #SAY IT WITH ME…

    “Dodgers. ALL GOOD! 👍”

    Louder from all you cats from the Valley!

    ***“Dodgers. ALL GOOD! 👍”****

    Repeat until you believe it in your soul

  2. If that’s the case then I’d say Dodgers are the resistance to the evil Empire not the other way around. #rebelscum

  3. The whole “Let’s lean into the being an evil empire” things is really corny and weird.
    I understand it’s a little power fantasy for some people but *Spending = Bad* is not suddenly true, and doesn’t factor in the high risk/high reward we are taking with these contracts so that we can sniff a NLCS again.

    Astros have made it to the ALCS 6 times of the last 10 years and had 6 WS appearances in that time — them being cheating bastards and to continue having that level of success is truly an evil empire.

  4. I think we’re the good guys. Blue is a good guy color. Also California is sunny. And we have famously good guys Kersh, Mookie, Freddie, and Sho. We’re just surfing and eating tacos and In n Out. Fans of other teams have to realize that they’re the bad guys.

  5. Our colors actually say otherwise. Blue is synonymous with heavenly, goodness, and life. Orange on the other hand is evil. (Hence why the Sith have orangish/yellow eyes). It actually makes more sense that either the Giants or Astros are the evil empire.

  6. We’ve won 7 titles. That’s nowhere near evil empire. If we launch into 2nd after the Yankees then yeah I can see it.

  7. I’m a Houston native, and Astros fan, but here for Shohei, can’t miss out on witnessing greatness.

    Who do you guys think has the bigger target/most hate this year, Astros or you guys?

  8. They couldn’t let us win fair and square in 2017!! Now look what you have made us do!! The revenge will be sweet!!

  9. We all know the **true** Evil Empire in baseball are the Astros, and their QAnon, r/conservative fanbase which successfully lobbied to make everyone forget about their cheating in 2017.

  10. I think the real evil empire is the owners of other teams who would rather hoard their money instead of spending to put a competitive team on the field. But to each their own, I guess.

  11. We’re not the evil empire. We’re more like Germany! Ambitious and misunderstood!

  12. I’m gonna be that guy…

    Dodgers have to win a hell of a lot of WS’s to be considered the evil empire. Winning 1 (2) isn’t enough.

  13. Hard to take the evil title from the franchise that cheated, had a racist player do a racist gesture and the fans game him a standing ovation for it, traded for a known spouse abuser, had a player just last season say homophobic remarks and just signed a racist closer. The Dodgers are just good.

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