I don’t need to be shredded, I just want to be jacked like Dan Campbell
February 23, 2024
I don’t need to be shredded, I just want to be jacked like Dan Campbell
17 comments
Hate to break it to you, but Dan’s body for a 50 year old is absolutely shredded.
I want to be yoked
I just want to be danned like Jack Campbell.
Protein, creatine, vitamins, calories, heavy weights. Go.
Jacked Campbell
You gotta make sure you start your day with a triple black red eye man.
He is shredded for 50 lolll
Genetics and being a professional athlete will get you there my dude. GL
I don’t want to be shredded, I just want the body of goldberg
Dan’s body is the product of being a big dude naturally who put his body through rigorous college football and professional football programming.
Then kept that intensity fairly high even into his 50s. For you to look like him, you’re already decades behind. It’s gonna take some serious dedication.
“…with a penis this big…”
Good luck achieving this man’s testosterone levels naturally.
Your first step is walking around with your balls in a wheelbarrow
Everyone wants to be jacked like Dan Campbell. But no one wants to be Danned like Jack Campbell.
T_T
I don’t want to be rich I just want to be wealthy like Jeff Bezos.
I will never be jacked or shredded I’m far too old for that, but I did ask my dentist to give me a removable tooth so I can spit it out during conversations and then pick it up and put it back in my mouth.
Talk to your doctor about TRT and hire a personal trainer. And be born with great genetics.
17 comments
Hate to break it to you, but Dan’s body for a 50 year old is absolutely shredded.
I want to be yoked
I just want to be danned like Jack Campbell.
Protein, creatine, vitamins, calories, heavy weights. Go.
Jacked Campbell
You gotta make sure you start your day with a triple black red eye man.
He is shredded for 50 lolll
Genetics and being a professional athlete will get you there my dude. GL
I don’t want to be shredded, I just want the body of goldberg
Dan’s body is the product of being a big dude naturally who put his body through rigorous college football and professional football programming.
Then kept that intensity fairly high even into his 50s. For you to look like him, you’re already decades behind. It’s gonna take some serious dedication.
“…with a penis this big…”
Good luck achieving this man’s testosterone levels naturally.
Your first step is walking around with your balls in a wheelbarrow
Everyone wants to be jacked like Dan Campbell. But no one wants to be Danned like Jack Campbell.
T_T
I don’t want to be rich I just want to be wealthy like Jeff Bezos.
I will never be jacked or shredded I’m far too old for that, but I did ask my dentist to give me a removable tooth so I can spit it out during conversations and then pick it up and put it back in my mouth.
Talk to your doctor about TRT and hire a personal trainer. And be born with great genetics.