[Denton] #STLCards RHP Miles Mikolas on opening vs. the #Dodgers : “We’re not exactly a low payroll team, but you got the Dodgers playing checkbook baseball. We’re going to be the hardest working group of Midwestern farmers we can be. … It would be great to stick it to the Dodgers.”
#STLCards RHP Miles Mikolas on opening vs. the #Dodgers : “We’re not exactly a low payroll team, but you got the Dodgers playing checkbook baseball. We’re going to be the hardest working group of Midwestern farmers we can be. … It would be great to stick it to the Dodgers.”
— John Denton (@JohnDenton555) March 16, 2024
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Midwestern farmers make 18.5 mil AAV apparently.
Your team was hot garbage last year bro. Worry about finishing over .500 first
When you gotta go band for band against Josiah from Sauk City
they are gonna be farming L’s nobody can stop ippei and shohei.
lmao what
Mookie was right and ya’ll called him crazy 🤣
Lol, nothing screams, midwest farmer, about a bunch of millionaires, most of which not from the midwest.
I like the sentiment non the less, whatever motivates you.
Yeah the historically piss-poor, small-time cardinals…
Dodgers have the 9th highest payroll in the league, it’s not like they’re just buying every player on their roster
California is the #1 agricultural state in the country. Joke’s on you Miles!
That’s the confidence I like to hear from Mikolas
As bothersome as it is to see the major market teams dump entire central division teams payroll’s on one free agent.. ESPN and baseball pundits gushing over whome ever. Then only to have all that spending be all for not… Effectively out of the big dance in the middle of August. Ask the Angels if dumping all that money into free agent contracts thru the years to help the fish… If that helped them make a run
Hmm. But.. but. It works in MLB the show and on paper🙄.
don’t worry, I’m sure some team will in October.
This is equivalent to Donald Trump being a “working class billionaire”.
Let’s see how this works out for them
Mikolas gonna pull up to the game in his pickup truck, I guess.
Hell yeah Miles
As a Brewers fan hell ya Miles I approve this message
Swallowing live lizards again, I see
Isn’t he from Florida?
I knew I didn’t like this guy.
Miles Mikolas calling himself a Midwest farmer would be like Freddie Freeman saying he has Chicano pride lmao
Something tells me people don’t understand dry sense of humor.
He must think we’re awfully stupid.
As an Angels and Royals fan this matchup is Hitler vs Stalin
To be fair, the Dodgers consistently have a top 10 rated farm system too. They spend well and develop well
Redass gonna redass
You shouldn’t resort to invoking the yeomanry before June. In March you should still have lots of fresh excuses.
How do you do, fellow farmers?
Is every single cardinals related quote the most insufferable thing I’ll read that day?
Is it really baseball season before someone informs the world how correct the Cardinals are at the whole baseball thing?
Miles Mikolas is from Jupiter Florida
Brainrot.
I’m sure 1000 people will make a similar comment, but as a guy whose family on both sides were family farmers, someone making ~$20 million to throw a baseball is so comically out of touch with a statement like this that it feels like “Tell me you are privileged and have lost touch with the real world without telling me you are privileged and have lost touch with the real world.”
He can just, like, play baseball and cash his check and say he’s going to work hard and leave it at that. He has way more in common with Shohei than he does with a regular farmer in the midwest.
Lmfao what an absolute clown