Happy St. Paddy’s Day Colts faithful. Heard a lot of crazy rumors this week. This one is middle of the pack. I heard that every St. Patrick’s Day from now on, our very own St. Paddy McAfee is going to ride up to the canal on a white battle horse wearing a kilt and blue woad face paint. He will give a stirring speech then we will all jump in and swim the green canal. After our lap Uncle Jim will lead the pipes and drums to march us back to the stadium where we have to battle AFC South rival fans. Hand to hand combat. Winner gets Loser’s first round pick. We also get a banner for every battle won.
Yes I’m still drunk. Gonna go nap and dream of AR throwing crisp TD’s to Brock Bowers. Be safe everyone. Uber home!
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As an Irish Colts fan, I salute you.