Time to spruce up the resumé

8 comments

1. Oragami

2. I’m the best Japanese speaker in my house. Yes, I live alone, why does that matter?

3. bawnjerno

4. Konichiwa

5. Bone Jorno

6. Ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku, shichi, hachi, kyu, ju.

   Had to learn that when I did judo. Hire me, Friedman!

7. Yo here’s my skills:

   – Won’t steal 4.5 million to cover gambling debts

   I think that’s more than qualified for the position?

8. Nahh-knee?