Ok guys hear me out.
I live with this guy. It doesn’t take him much to get out of the bed in the morning. He’s the first one up. He’s the last one to go to sleep. All he does is think about ball all day long. He loves to run. he makes elite cuts when running routes. His hands are a little iffy because they don’t exist, but that can be taught.
You can get him for basically nothing. A few pats on the head, a few positive affirmations, and a milk bone here and there and he’s good. Imagine the cap space we would save!
Thoughts on signing Hank the dog?
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What dat bear doing?
Man I don’t know. You rename him “DJ Hank” and I’d feel a lot better.
Great possible signing. He got that dawg in him; a possible hall of fame linebarker.
I’m convinced! Hank looks like a baller
Yes.
With the vibes around the team in the media being so bad, it would definitely help to sign literally the goodest boy. I’m in.
“Even though he’s fast, dedicated and high intelligence, Being the genius I am, I know we should trade him to the Bears or Giants for a 2027 8th round pick”
-Scott Fitterurerorirer
I’m pretty sure there’s a rule that says dogs can’t play football.
Maybe my dog could also sign (great frisbee catcher) and we could have the best/most handsomest WR duo in the league by far!
One bag of milk bones fully guaranteed!
What’s his 40?
I say we sign Hank and all his buddies. At least we’ll be entertained while we loose. Heck, might even beat last year’s record.