Dodgers Stadium sits elevated with hillsides all around it. It overlooks the downtown LA skyline and roads in and out of the stadium are minimal and narrow. It makes an argument to be the most impenetrable stadium in MLB. What other stadiums would be difficult for an invading nation to conquer?
March 25, 2024
Dodgers Stadium sits elevated with hillsides all around it. It overlooks the downtown LA skyline and roads in and out of the stadium are minimal and narrow. It makes an argument to be the most impenetrable stadium in MLB. What other stadiums would be difficult for an invading nation to conquer?
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the placement of the Allegheny makes the Pirates ironically extremely vulnerable to attack by pirates
Even people in the Tampa Bay area have trouble getting to the Trop.
Invaders are going to be running all over Tampa looking for a baseball stadium. Meanwhile the Rays will be safe and sound in their little warehouse.
Anything without a roof doesn’t have much of an argument, right?
CitiField has two major airports very close by that could provide some serious air support plus it’s got a moat of toxic waste outside
The Philadelphia complex has 3 different stadiums to bunker down in
I think invaders are going to find it tough to mount an assault on DC.
Was this inspired by the pure and absolute bullshit that was today’s Wordle solution
Call Eddie Rosario. He’ll tear it down.
I mean the Rogers Centre with the dome closed looks like a nuclear fallout shelter…
Diamond City had pretty robust defenses
Pic’s got me missing Echo Park Lake.
That’s a great place for a fortification…or a neighborhood full of minority families
CBP by itself may not look impregnable but there’s a decent kill zone around it and you’ll have to contend with the garrisons at Lincoln Financial and WFC.
Not to mention the bummers hiding out at Xfinity live who will cause havoc with your supply lines.
How many casinos can you fit in that parking lot
Considering Fenway Park is the basis for Diamond City in the nuclear apocalypse world of Fallout.
I’d fancy my chances there too
Bisons field in Buffalo because the Blu Jays would send the Canadian army to protect it as well. Plus we have an air force base and the FBI building like right there, and it is right on Lake Erie which cuts off water attacks because of Niagara Falls being between it and the ocean.
Everyone knows there’s a secret underground tunnel between Citizen’s Bank and the Holiday Inn.
I’m very seen 3 post this morning about Dodger stadium. Was there some news piece I missed?
Def not SF lmao
AT&T Field in Chattanooga is the only actual site that was part of an invasion. Though it was the Union invading the Confederacy.
Seems to me had the barbarians have already breached dodger stadium
No invading horde can defeat Atlanta traffic. Truist is secure
Oakland Coliseum
Its full of infrastructure booby traps.
Old Qualcomm stadium in San Diego had a huge parking lot surrounding it, nestled in the valley. Always felt like a castle going to games there. A dirty, dirty, castle
Busch. The Arch protects us from invaders just like it protects us from the weather.
No one’s getting through the traffic to hit Rogers Centre. The people who go to games there just sleep in the parking lot
This stadium fkn sucks to get to
I never realized that’s why it’s called “Chavez Latrine.” I thought it was just a reference to some of the rowdy and crude fans. But the stadium actually looks a lot like a 🚽 from above.
I feel like a Brewers army in American Family Field would be pretty protected – in a valley surrounded by a huge parking lot. And an adjacent river to continue supplying the Brewer military forces.
Truist, because the invaders get stuck in 285 traffic
Texas Rangers have a decoy stadium. Invaders would say “That must be it: it’s a shiny, beautiful baseball stadium with a large, strange munitions warehouse next to it.” They’d enter easily and be trapped.
I don’t know if there’s a Cooperstown for transitional shitposts, but this one deserves a plaque.
Progressive field is well guarded, and Fenway has a monster you’d need to defeat.
You could use the warehouse at OPACY to devastating effect. The actually stadium is a bit tough to bunker down in
Guaranteed Rate Field. There’s not a lot to conquer.
The land Dodgers stadium is on actually has a bad history when it comes to resisting hostile takeovers
Invaders would enter Los Angeles looking for Angel Stadium. They weave in and out of horrifying traffic for days on end but cannot find the damned place. They’re exhausted by day four.
They give up and ask a local. “Where the hell is Angel Stadium??”
“Oh that’s in Anaheim.”
“…Why the fuck are they called the fucking LOS ANGELES Angels then????”
*sigh* “We don’t fucking know.”
Globe Life Field’s camouflage as a Home Depot/Menards/Lowe’s would protect it. It even has a decoy in the real baseball park right next door.
GABP has the Kentucky riverboat navy at the ready.
Tropicana Field is probably the safest. Not because it’s the most impenetrable, but because nobody wants it.
as someone who hasn’t been, is this like… a fun stadium to go to? Just looks like it would be so drab in with your car out with your car compared to some of the other more walking friendly stadiums I’ve visited
Meanwhile, in Cleveland, all three of our major sports teams sit pretty much in the middle of our small downtown.
Yankee Stadium would probably be more difficult than one would think. The rivers heading up to the Bronx are narrow enough that a naval invasion would be very difficult, and urban warfare in a place as densely populated as NYC might be even more difficult.
I dare you to come to the South Side
You’d need…desert power
Idk man the Diamondbacks conquered us pretty easily last year
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the placement of the Allegheny makes the Pirates ironically extremely vulnerable to attack by pirates
Even people in the Tampa Bay area have trouble getting to the Trop.
Invaders are going to be running all over Tampa looking for a baseball stadium. Meanwhile the Rays will be safe and sound in their little warehouse.
Anything without a roof doesn’t have much of an argument, right?
CitiField has two major airports very close by that could provide some serious air support plus it’s got a moat of toxic waste outside
The Philadelphia complex has 3 different stadiums to bunker down in
I think invaders are going to find it tough to mount an assault on DC.
Was this inspired by the pure and absolute bullshit that was today’s Wordle solution
Call Eddie Rosario. He’ll tear it down.
I mean the Rogers Centre with the dome closed looks like a nuclear fallout shelter…
Diamond City had pretty robust defenses
Pic’s got me missing Echo Park Lake.
That’s a great place for a fortification…or a neighborhood full of minority families
CBP by itself may not look impregnable but there’s a decent kill zone around it and you’ll have to contend with the garrisons at Lincoln Financial and WFC.
Not to mention the bummers hiding out at Xfinity live who will cause havoc with your supply lines.
How many casinos can you fit in that parking lot
Considering Fenway Park is the basis for Diamond City in the nuclear apocalypse world of Fallout.
I’d fancy my chances there too
Bisons field in Buffalo because the Blu Jays would send the Canadian army to protect it as well. Plus we have an air force base and the FBI building like right there, and it is right on Lake Erie which cuts off water attacks because of Niagara Falls being between it and the ocean.
Everyone knows there’s a secret underground tunnel between Citizen’s Bank and the Holiday Inn.
I’m very seen 3 post this morning about Dodger stadium. Was there some news piece I missed?
Def not SF lmao
AT&T Field in Chattanooga is the only actual site that was part of an invasion. Though it was the Union invading the Confederacy.
Seems to me had the barbarians have already breached dodger stadium
No invading horde can defeat Atlanta traffic. Truist is secure
Oakland Coliseum
Its full of infrastructure booby traps.
Old Qualcomm stadium in San Diego had a huge parking lot surrounding it, nestled in the valley. Always felt like a castle going to games there. A dirty, dirty, castle
Busch. The Arch protects us from invaders just like it protects us from the weather.
No one’s getting through the traffic to hit Rogers Centre. The people who go to games there just sleep in the parking lot
This stadium fkn sucks to get to
I never realized that’s why it’s called “Chavez Latrine.” I thought it was just a reference to some of the rowdy and crude fans. But the stadium actually looks a lot like a 🚽 from above.
I feel like a Brewers army in American Family Field would be pretty protected – in a valley surrounded by a huge parking lot. And an adjacent river to continue supplying the Brewer military forces.
Truist, because the invaders get stuck in 285 traffic
Texas Rangers have a decoy stadium. Invaders would say “That must be it: it’s a shiny, beautiful baseball stadium with a large, strange munitions warehouse next to it.” They’d enter easily and be trapped.
I don’t know if there’s a Cooperstown for transitional shitposts, but this one deserves a plaque.
Progressive field is well guarded, and Fenway has a monster you’d need to defeat.
You could use the warehouse at OPACY to devastating effect. The actually stadium is a bit tough to bunker down in
Guaranteed Rate Field. There’s not a lot to conquer.
The land Dodgers stadium is on actually has a bad history when it comes to resisting hostile takeovers
Invaders would enter Los Angeles looking for Angel Stadium. They weave in and out of horrifying traffic for days on end but cannot find the damned place. They’re exhausted by day four.
They give up and ask a local. “Where the hell is Angel Stadium??”
“Oh that’s in Anaheim.”
“…Why the fuck are they called the fucking LOS ANGELES Angels then????”
*sigh* “We don’t fucking know.”
Globe Life Field’s camouflage as a Home Depot/Menards/Lowe’s would protect it. It even has a decoy in the real baseball park right next door.
GABP has the Kentucky riverboat navy at the ready.
Tropicana Field is probably the safest. Not because it’s the most impenetrable, but because nobody wants it.
as someone who hasn’t been, is this like… a fun stadium to go to? Just looks like it would be so drab in with your car out with your car compared to some of the other more walking friendly stadiums I’ve visited
Meanwhile, in Cleveland, all three of our major sports teams sit pretty much in the middle of our small downtown.
Yankee Stadium would probably be more difficult than one would think. The rivers heading up to the Bronx are narrow enough that a naval invasion would be very difficult, and urban warfare in a place as densely populated as NYC might be even more difficult.
I dare you to come to the South Side
You’d need…desert power
Idk man the Diamondbacks conquered us pretty easily last year