Tannenbaum’s new mock draft for ESPN is certainly something.
March 26, 2024
Tannenbaum’s new mock draft for ESPN is certainly something.
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It’s espn. They want to drum up hysteria and get this posted everywhere. You’re doing exactly what they aim to get done
This is hilarious.
Yeah, ESPN is asleep by the time all of the west coast teams play. They don’t know anything about us
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This is the worst take I’ve ever seen. If it happens I mutiny
Ragingly optimistic Bears fan
ESPN no longer a legitimate source of news. Just clickbait AI generated garbage.
4th pick may be jj but it won’t be the cards taking him.
Holy shit man J.J McCarthy?? That’s gotta be the worst one I’ve seen yet. The draft can’t come soon enough
This is the most ridiculous click baiting dumbest mock draft I’ve seen yet lmao. We have a winner lol.
Get Rozend’
There is a reason that Tannenbaum is no longer working in the NFL…
Cards literally posted saying Kyler is their franchise QB. He also played well to finish the season.
This guy is just being a troll.
Do you guys bother to read?
>What follows isn’t a traditional mock draft. While draft analysts aim to project what they believe will happen based on what they’re hearing — my colleague Mel Kiper Jr. just unveiled his newest set of predictions last week — I’m instead putting myself into the general manager chair for each team with a first-rounder and making my own picks. So it’s not necessarily what I’m expecting to happen but rather how I’d personally approach each Day 1 selection. This is all based off my own evaluations, preferences, philosophies and rationale.
Bro’s trolling, in the Marvin Harrison pick for the bears he literally says that he reminds him of Larry Fitzgerald, like come on!
Eat shit tanneBUM
This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve seen , the Vikings don’t resign Kirk and trade up in the draft only to trade for Kyler . We eat 111 million in dead cap for McCarthy and 11 overall??? I don’t see a world where this happens , maybe in a world where cap rules don’t exist or something , this doesn’t make sense for both teams . Mock drafts are supposed to predict what happens on draft night not stupid ideas like this . Both GM’s would be fired for a move like this .
I kind of like how increasingly stupid these mocks get as the draft gets closer
Now i’ve seen some brain dead mock drafts before but either this dude is severely mentally ill or, is straight up trolling because this is actually batshit insane
Jets had no chance lol
It’s just an idiot trying to drum up clicks with an outlandish take.
Other than the beat writers no one in the major media cares what’s going in Arizona so just say whatever they want. This would be a mental pick.
Tannebaum in regard to JJ McCarthy “In short, I think he’s a ***better***, younger, and more durable quarterback then Murray **right now**…”
WHAT? More durable and younger, sure, but a better QB? If he thought McCarthy could develop into a better QB, that’d be one thing, I wouldn’t agree, but its an argument you could make. But to suggest he’s better right now, as a rookie, then year 6 Kyler Murray, whose just entering his prime? I’m not convinced Caleb Williams is better then Kyler right now, but JJ McCarthy?
And this is him assuming MHJ, Nabers, and Joe Alt are all available, so he’s not just saying McCarthy is better, but that the positive impact of replacing Kyler with McCarthy (and eating a TON of dead cap in the process) would be greater for the team then drafting MHJ for a team which currently has no WR1 on the roster. Is the only game of Kyler’s he’s ever watched that play off embarrassment, cause for this to be true Kyler would have to be practice squad level.
He also, as a GM, wouldn’t take MHJ until pick 9. Can you imagine having the 9th pick in the draft and the defacto best player in the draft, what many expect to be a generational talent, just falls into your lap? This almost feels like he just wants the bears to get the two best players in the draft, so he formulated things so they would get both Caleb and MHJ.
MF really wants the bears to get Williams and MJH lol
Well now I know what our worst possible outcome looks like
Man, I totally want to know who his pharmacist is.
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It’s espn. They want to drum up hysteria and get this posted everywhere. You’re doing exactly what they aim to get done
This is hilarious.
Yeah, ESPN is asleep by the time all of the west coast teams play. They don’t know anything about us
based
This is the worst take I’ve ever seen. If it happens I mutiny
Ragingly optimistic Bears fan
ESPN no longer a legitimate source of news. Just clickbait AI generated garbage.
4th pick may be jj but it won’t be the cards taking him.
Holy shit man J.J McCarthy?? That’s gotta be the worst one I’ve seen yet. The draft can’t come soon enough
This is the most ridiculous click baiting dumbest mock draft I’ve seen yet lmao. We have a winner lol.
Get Rozend’
There is a reason that Tannenbaum is no longer working in the NFL…
Cards literally posted saying Kyler is their franchise QB. He also played well to finish the season.
This guy is just being a troll.
Do you guys bother to read?
>What follows isn’t a traditional mock draft. While draft analysts aim to project what they believe will happen based on what they’re hearing — my colleague Mel Kiper Jr. just unveiled his newest set of predictions last week — I’m instead putting myself into the general manager chair for each team with a first-rounder and making my own picks. So it’s not necessarily what I’m expecting to happen but rather how I’d personally approach each Day 1 selection. This is all based off my own evaluations, preferences, philosophies and rationale.
Bro’s trolling, in the Marvin Harrison pick for the bears he literally says that he reminds him of Larry Fitzgerald, like come on!
Eat shit tanneBUM
This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve seen , the Vikings don’t resign Kirk and trade up in the draft only to trade for Kyler . We eat 111 million in dead cap for McCarthy and 11 overall??? I don’t see a world where this happens , maybe in a world where cap rules don’t exist or something , this doesn’t make sense for both teams . Mock drafts are supposed to predict what happens on draft night not stupid ideas like this . Both GM’s would be fired for a move like this .
I kind of like how increasingly stupid these mocks get as the draft gets closer
Now i’ve seen some brain dead mock drafts before but either this dude is severely mentally ill or, is straight up trolling because this is actually batshit insane
Jets had no chance lol
It’s just an idiot trying to drum up clicks with an outlandish take.
Other than the beat writers no one in the major media cares what’s going in Arizona so just say whatever they want. This would be a mental pick.
Tannebaum in regard to JJ McCarthy “In short, I think he’s a ***better***, younger, and more durable quarterback then Murray **right now**…”
WHAT? More durable and younger, sure, but a better QB? If he thought McCarthy could develop into a better QB, that’d be one thing, I wouldn’t agree, but its an argument you could make. But to suggest he’s better right now, as a rookie, then year 6 Kyler Murray, whose just entering his prime? I’m not convinced Caleb Williams is better then Kyler right now, but JJ McCarthy?
And this is him assuming MHJ, Nabers, and Joe Alt are all available, so he’s not just saying McCarthy is better, but that the positive impact of replacing Kyler with McCarthy (and eating a TON of dead cap in the process) would be greater for the team then drafting MHJ for a team which currently has no WR1 on the roster. Is the only game of Kyler’s he’s ever watched that play off embarrassment, cause for this to be true Kyler would have to be practice squad level.
He also, as a GM, wouldn’t take MHJ until pick 9. Can you imagine having the 9th pick in the draft and the defacto best player in the draft, what many expect to be a generational talent, just falls into your lap? This almost feels like he just wants the bears to get the two best players in the draft, so he formulated things so they would get both Caleb and MHJ.
MF really wants the bears to get Williams and MJH lol
Well now I know what our worst possible outcome looks like
Man, I totally want to know who his pharmacist is.