Same as me but thinking this guy is burning 2000 calories this game
Flaming hot and everything. Would hate to sit next to this guy in the locker room.
His suit looks like public transit seats.
His purse looks like my wife’s.
Flamin hot cheetos
Who the fuck still eats at Subway? It’s literally dog food compared to Jersey Mike’s or Jimmy Johns.
Putin supporting piece of shit
Mackinnon bursts into flames
He looks like some dad rushing off to work after grabbing a breakfast sandwich
Where’s the coke though. He had to have made it a meal.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
That ain’t even a footlong
God Damn it Ovi
I hate Cheetos how could he do this
Let Phil kessel and this guy be your pregame meal examples. There is a reason both those guys are really good at hockey
This does not look like a man that has two more seasons in him 😂
Where was he playing? He’s quite sweaty.
Don’t forget that he stays hydrated by chugging soda during the game as well.
Subway stocks after this pic was uploaded 📈📈📈
Fuck ovie
Regular or hot Cheetos?
Surprised he doesn’t have a bottle of Putins cum to go with it.
I had plans to cook pasta for supper, I went out to move someone’s furniture, and on the way home thought to get subway.
Seeing this picture prior to going out, I’m now realizing made me go “shit I kinda want subway” I haven’t had subway in months😭😂
Made the pasta, beat the urge
Breakfast of terrorist supporting athletes every where….. oh wait it’s only ovechkin….. go team putin…………….
Puke
I thought he said he always ate spaghetti before games
Russian machine runs on low grade oil.
Anyone remember when he used to go into the locker room before every home game with a full Italian meal singing “Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia!” with the other Russians? I’d say Subway and Cheetos is an improvement.
Suit looks Like old airline seats. DC 10 or Boeing 727 era.
This photo makes me love hate him even more
It’s not game day tho?
This is barely food lol this man is a marvel. Eating processed garbage and what some countries don’t even consider “real bread” and he’s about to beat Gretzky’s all time goal record lol
Breakfast of champions
Holy shit shut up… I’m not one of guys saying they don’t want him to get his record for goals, but I see where they’re coming from when every fucking post is about him..
Bylat
I really would expect an elite player like himself to have chosen Blimpie over subway. Even Jersey Mike’s… but I understand not wanting to promote NJ with the standings so close.
This is a guy that was ripping darts between periods in his prime.
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Same as me but thinking this guy is burning 2000 calories this game
Flaming hot and everything. Would hate to sit next to this guy in the locker room.
His suit looks like public transit seats.
His purse looks like my wife’s.
Flamin hot cheetos
Who the fuck still eats at Subway? It’s literally dog food compared to Jersey Mike’s or Jimmy Johns.
Putin supporting piece of shit
Mackinnon bursts into flames
He looks like some dad rushing off to work after grabbing a breakfast sandwich
Where’s the coke though. He had to have made it a meal.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
That ain’t even a footlong
God Damn it Ovi
I hate Cheetos how could he do this
Let Phil kessel and this guy be your pregame meal examples. There is a reason both those guys are really good at hockey
This does not look like a man that has two more seasons in him 😂
Where was he playing? He’s quite sweaty.
Don’t forget that he stays hydrated by chugging soda during the game as well.
Subway stocks after this pic was uploaded 📈📈📈
Fuck ovie
Regular or hot Cheetos?
Surprised he doesn’t have a bottle of Putins cum to go with it.
I had plans to cook pasta for supper, I went out to move someone’s furniture, and on the way home thought to get subway.
Seeing this picture prior to going out, I’m now realizing made me go “shit I kinda want subway” I haven’t had subway in months😭😂
Made the pasta, beat the urge
Breakfast of terrorist supporting athletes every where….. oh wait it’s only ovechkin….. go team putin…………….
Puke
I thought he said he always ate spaghetti before games
Russian machine runs on low grade oil.
Anyone remember when he used to go into the locker room before every home game with a full Italian meal singing “Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia!” with the other Russians? I’d say Subway and Cheetos is an improvement.
Suit looks
Like old airline seats. DC 10 or Boeing 727 era.
This photo makes me love hate him even more
It’s not game day tho?
This is barely food lol this man is a marvel. Eating processed garbage and what some countries don’t even consider “real bread” and he’s about to beat Gretzky’s all time goal record lol
Breakfast of champions
Holy shit shut up… I’m not one of guys saying they don’t want him to get his record for goals, but I see where they’re coming from when every fucking post is about him..
Bylat
I really would expect an elite player like himself to have chosen Blimpie over subway. Even Jersey Mike’s… but I understand not wanting to promote NJ with the standings so close.
This is a guy that was ripping darts between periods in his prime.
Putin on the pounds
Russian machine never breaks