BREAKING: Ja Morant’s right shoulder has fully recovered, and he will be available to play tonight versus the Lakers, per @wojespn


BREAKING: Ja Morant’s right shoulder has fully recovered, and he will be available to play tonight versus the Lakers, per @wojespn

9 comments
  1. if lakers can’t win against this grizzlies team with ja then they don’t even deserve to be in the playins lol

  2. and here we had Gabe recovering 6 months, and Vando is still not cleared to do anything .
    this has to be som april fools

  3. BREAKING: Zach Randolph, Marc Gasol, and Tony Allen fully ready to play after years of absence due to retirement, just to fuck with the Lakers’ chances, per @wojespn

  4. Of course, even if the player have a torn ACL will still play against the Lakers and shoot threes like prime curry

  5. BREAKING: Zombie David Stern has retroactively vetoed the Pau Gasol trade. Prime Pau has emerged from a flying DeLorean and is expected to suit up for the Grizzlies tonight per @DocBrown.

    Kwame Brown is said to be energized for his re-debut with the Lakers and has been moisturizing his stone hands for the last 16-years.

  6. See you next season, Ja Morant. Lakers are taking care of business in Memphis and moving up in the standings.

Leave a Reply