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Twitter’s new AI-powered trending tab thinks Klay Thompson is being accused of vandalizing houses with bricks This comes after shooting 0-10 against the Kings

  • April 17, 2024


Klay Thompson Accused in Bizarre Brick-Vandalism Spree

In a bizarre turn of events, NBA star Klay Thompson has been accused of vandalizing multiple houses with bricks in Sacramento. Authorities are investigating the claims after several individuals reported their houses being damaged, with windows shattered by bricks. Klay Thompson has not yet issued a statement regarding the accusations. The incidents have left the community shaken, but no injuries were reported. The motive behind the alleged vandalism remains unclear.

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link : Klay Thompson Accused in Bizarre Brick-Vandalism Spree / X (twitter.com)

39 comments

  2. This smells like another 4chan’s shenanigan.

    They spam with this text over and over:

    >First off… I am ok.

    >My house was vandalized by bricks 🧱

    >After my hands stopped shaking, I managed to call the Sheriff…They were quick to respond🚨

    >My window was gone and the police asked if I knew who did it👮‍♂️

    >I said yes, it was Klay Thompson

    Twitter’s AI (Grok) thought those are valid reports from the area, lmao.

  3. > Klay Thompson has not yet issued a statement regarding the accusations

    When will this man be accountable for his actions???

  5. This is tremendous. It’s missing a “local resident used emergency light signal visible for miles to alert others of the spree”.

  8. Amidst the chaos, let’s not ignore the real issue: accountability. Whether it’s Klay or any public figure, we should demand clarity and honesty, not just memes and jokes. Though I swear, these internet gags are evolving faster than technology itself.

  11. Dawg can we gaslight the internet ,4Chan style, into believing that Klay actually bricks houses as much as he bricks those damn shots.

  12. It’s true, I was there. There was also a man choking and kicking people. Just saw it live sry.

  13. This sucks. I was hoping my future AI sex boy would be able to understand NBA slang but now I’m guessing we are probably just going to fight over miscommunication.

  14. R/nba offseason level shitposting, and they said AI isn’t coming for our jobs.

  15. I stand in solidarity with the people of Sacramento after these heinous terrorist attacks.

  16. Elon musk breaks Twitter more and more by the second.

    That platform is basically a cesspool of decaying matter.

  21. Every once in a while AI does some good in the world. This is legit fucking funny.

  23. this is so lame. AI is so lame. X/Twitter has really gone down the shitter since Elon took over. just terrible programming and UI across the board

  24. As if I couldn’t have loved the Warriors losing last night more, this is hilarious. Shoutout to Silicon Valley disfunction last night lol.

  28. The alleged perpetrator flashed four fingers as he fled on a boat that reeked of marijuana, witnesses say 

  30. All of the “AI is here and it’s good” people repeat need to take a step back lol. Actually this is super funny so maybe it is doing its job lmao

  31. On related news, Twitter’s AI language model Grok commits the first AI-on-human homicide recorded in history. We are still gathering details, but witnesses on site could be heard saying “That man had a family!!” just moments after the AI model viciously ripped into Mr. Thompson and divorced the NBA player’s soul from his body

  34. Klay Thompson is just learning a new craft. Being a bricklayer is a solid job, average in California is 39 an hour.

  35. This morning i saw a brick on my lawn, not far from a window. Good thing he missed, pretty sure it was Klay Thompson.

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