Would love you know what was said here between Keefe and Matthews. What a season by AM34.

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1. He was just giving him some tender back of the neck kisses

2. “It’s Whopper Wednesday, I’m gonna slam a few after the game wanna come?”

3. “69 is still one hell of an achievement. We have much higher aspirations starting on Saturday.”

4. “Dubas sends his regards”

5. “There’s a guy named Marchand and I heard he called you ugly”

6. Nothing was said. Just some papi neck smoochums while he’s still head coach.

7. “Brandi Love and Kendra Lust is in town”

8. Was happy to see this, pretty cute

9. Now try getting 70 in the playoffs

10. What a wholesome moment that was ❤️

11. Who cares about this record, time for 34 to set the record for the most goals in a single Playoffs.

    edit: Also yes I’m aware of the monkey’s paw curling, but if the Leafs win only 1 game 20-0 with all coming from 34, I’d be laughing at the absurdity rather than crying about losing the series

12. “Congrats on getting another Rocket trophy”

13. “Hey bud i knew you wouldnt get it”

14. Keefe: “Something, something, 69 goals”

    Matthews: “Nice.”

15. “Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice”

16. Whopper whopper junior whopper

17. fuck it, lets round up he scored 70

18. “Tonight I’m going to show you what 69 means to me.”

19. Keefe was just giving him a few end of the reg. season pecks to the back of the neck, matthews telling him when they win the cup he’ll go in for a french kiss.

    Standard macho men stuff

20. “69 is still a hell of an achievement”

21. Matthews was covering his mouth, might’ve been strategic. When was this in the game?

22. “Holy shit you smell like Allure Pour Homme, can I have a lick?” *laps furiously away*

23. Matthews: we got more to give coach

24. “Nice”

25. Tavares really needed that goal at the end

26. It looked highly erotic whatever it was 

27. “Its free real estate”

28. One of my favorite games this year is AFK journey. You can even auto navigate the map-skip to video

29. None yo damn business 😂

30. And people think Keefe lost the room this year

31. 69 goals, nice.

32. Probably “Sorry I didn’t have you out against Jersey with the empty net, hopefully the coach that replaces me isn’t as stupid”

33. It’s who cares about 70. You can get a 70th of the season in the playoffs. And more.

34. Question, how many goals did Auston have called back this year? if any?

35. joe_biden_sniffs_girls_hair.jpg

36. “You want to come to Pittsburgh with me next year?”

37. I’m pretty sure he said “I’ll get it next year”

38. Didn’t Keefe already tell us what was said? Timer had 34 seconds left and he was acknowledging it

39. Keefe ” Brodie won’t be back next year don’t worry”

    Matthew’s- “I know.”

40. “69 is funnier, it’s fine.”

41. [Mark Masters asked him about it.](https://twitter.com/markhmasters/status/1780800086433267843)

    “34 seconds on the clock. Tells me there’s more great things to come for Auston & our team”

42. Sorry to ruin it by 69 current comments.

43. He said 69 that’s so epic. Nice

44. He was reminding Matthews that leafs nation won’t give a shit about how many goals he scored if they can’t beat Boston

45. “enjoy the moment, because Boston’s going to dismantle us next week”