Over the regular season, we asked our 4-5 year old (she turned 5 during the season) if she could guess the names of each team. Some were more obvious, like the Penguins and the Coyotes. Others she happened to (badly) overhear the announcers, like the Hucks and the Contreals.
She is particularly devoted to her “Fire C’s” and her “Green Team Stars!” It bothers her greatly that her father doesn’t root for his favorite super hero(es) The Captain Americas.
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I never saw the hockey M before
Ottawa Knights
Honestly, “Sparkle Knights” is probably a better name for the LV team anyways
She’s got the spirit
Glad the obvious animal logos made it accurately
Daddy’s Red Team!!! ❤️
Go Wrenches!
go hucks go!
The Pucks, Ducks, and Hucks
Cool to see you post this here!
#SHARKS
she cooked with sun trees tbh
also she’s not… wrong? about the bruins?
and that kid loves her animals doesnt she
These are great. I remember a little kid calling the Oilers “the raindrops” and the Sabres “the rhinos” (this is when the black goat-head jerseys were their standard).
That girl knows how to pick teams. Goooo Fire C’s
Man I gotta try this with my five year old. He’s a total butt. I’m sure he’ll come up with hilarious answers
Edmonton is a cowboy hat
Seagulls is somehow and low key the best burn I’ve seen in a while
When the league makes the Blackhawks change their name, Man Feathers isn’t bad
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I can’t stop giggling at Contreals lmaooo.
i would say go statues, but i don’t know how they would.
Metro looking awesome! Also A+ for the Contreals lol
Music Wings, god that must burn older Blues fans to read
“Daddy’s Red Team.”
I love it so much, toddlers are the best.
More like the A holes
Can I have some Wrenches flair, please?
Colorado sponsored by A Chips.
Contreals is so perfect lmao
We gonna talk about how Lightning Kings goes hard af?
The wrenches, for the devils. Huh now that I see it I can’t Unsee it.
Shouldn’t it be the chontreals?
Sad we escaped the rebrand unscathed (SHARKS! and DUCKS! now have to use all caps and the exclamation mark everywhere, obviously)
They were right about the B’s
Just asked mine, my favorites were: Canes=Swirly Swirls, Isles=Mayonnaise Pucks, Jackets=”America”, Canucks=Magnets, Habs=Horseshoes, and the Panthers=Cheetah Tortilla
These are amazing.
When I was a kid I never understood why the Isles had a huge M in their logo. Took me a bit to see past that dang optical illusion.
Also didn’t see anyone mention this but Dotty Spots is so good haha
I want a Captain America photo with Boomer now pls
Philly already has a team called the Wings, and somehow, they’ve been more depressing than the NHL team for the past decade.
Haha I too for the longest time thought the NYI logo had a M