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Fascinating insight from Joe Mazzulla into his mindset on @PardonMyTake. Says he never uses revolving doors, studies the exits of every room he’s in, and uses watching cartoons with his kids as a chance to teach them lessons: “How can I win every situation or environment?”

  • April 19, 2024


Fascinating insight from Joe Mazzulla into his mindset on @PardonMyTake. Says he never uses revolving doors, studies the exits of every room he’s in, and uses watching cartoons with his kids as a chance to teach them lessons:

“How can I win every situation or environment?”

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  2. I’m not sure if he’s playing things up a bit…but if he isn’t, he genuinely sounds just a little bit paranoid and unhinged.

    Not like, mentally ill levels of paranoia, but man, there’s an anxious brain and a frazzled nervous system inside this man lol

  6. I’m honestly a little surprised to learn he has kids.

    If you told me he was a confirmed, lifelong bachelor, I would have believed it and it would have seemed to fit his personality.

    Like, he’s got no time for kids and shit between coaching, taking jiu jitsu lessons, and watching The Town on repeat.

  7. Dude is hilarious.

    Him saying:

    “How do you go to Fenway and not think about robbing the place?”

    I was dying laughing.

  9. Producer max at the end “that rocked, that rocked. This is bullshit because I’m a sixers fan and I’m not supposed to like you, but that rocked” I laughed out loud

  10. My dad is like Joe, but Dad is a paranoid schizophrenic …….. We don’t talk to Dad anymore ….. Dad is in the ward …… Don’t be like dad Joe

  13. I never use revolving doors is fucking hilarious. He has to be playing into the bit at this point and I fucking love it.

  14. Doesn’t everyone study the exits of a room they enter? Thought it was one of those things like not sitting with your back facing the door. Gotta stay vigilant.

  17. TIL that thinking like Joe means that others may see me as having a mental illness. I find myself thinking and talking to my family very similar. Where I differ is that I’m ok walking in rotating doors because the convenience vs. likelihood of failure isn’t worth the fear.

  18. >studies the exits of every room he’s in

    That’s called hyper vigilance, and it’s a common trauma symptom. He likely would benefit from some trauma therapy.

  20. Loved that Joe played along with the Big East anti-Italian bias bit! He was a more fun interview than I thought he’d be.

  22. Seeing how anxious he is makes me anxious, lol. For example, if I’m rolling with Joe as an entourage and he took off running, I would bolt as well. 😂😂

  23. Somehow the clipped headline quote undersells how insane the actual quotes were 🤣🤣 usually it’s the other way around

  24. total sociopath. he has the face of a man whose mugshot you see on the news atop the heading: “Local man arrested for trimming neighbors’ branches at 3AM. Quote: ‘they were uneven'”.

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