Imagine calling 911 for an ambulance and getting picked up by this…

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1. As a kid, I would have loved it. Now as an adult with all this FJF, I’d hate it. A green and yellow grim reaper on wheels. 

2. Imagine going from Emeryville to Las Vegas in an ambulance.

3. You’re gonna die

4. They’ll sell your organs for a PTBNL and a bag of Doritos.

5. “We’d love to get your heart going but we actually dealt the defibrillator to another EMT for three packs of gauze and cash considerations”

6. Fisher ain’t paying for that.

7. It’s definitely going toward a wreck

8. “Not like this. Not like this.”

9. i would be traded for cash considerations to another ambulance

10. I know these are jokes, but every time I see that ambulance I think about all the Raiders/A’s games I’d work security at the coliseum and I’d always see it and when I’d come as a fan too, brings back so many good memories. I hate the reality of this

11. Before 04/19/2023 I would have loved this and injured myself just to get a ride in this blessed a vehicle.
    Now? It’s a ride that causes pain