[Friedge] Hearing Thatcher Demko injured and questionable for rest of series

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1. Cut my life into pieces

2. It’s really JOEVER boys. Gotta hopd DeSmith can channel his inner Demko but this might be it.

3. This is a fucking joooooke?

4. Why must the universe do us like so

5. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

6. FUCK

7. Time for DeSmith to save the season 🙏

8. I believe in Casey

9. Guys it’s fine let’s just get every person in r/canucks to donate their body for Demko.

   I’ll go first

10. Bitch what

11. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and..

    AH FUCK ME.

12. I believe in DeSmith

13. “rest of series” sounds ominous

14. The universe really just gave us that 1 game of hope just to turn around and rip our hearts out lmao

    I knew this season was too good to be true

15. This is the most Canuck thing ever.

16. Alternating recklessly between in Casey I trust and we’re so fucking cooked

17. Was it when ~~PDG~~ Blueger pushed that Nashville player into him?

    Edit: changed player name

18. Experience Canucks Hockey^TM

19. Wow my stomach just sank.. 

20. Desmith about to pull a Binnington or Murray

21. Did a double take to confirm it is not in fact April 1st.

22. It’s been a good season! ggs

23. I was wondering how many of those pucks off the forehead it would take to be a problem.

24. On the positive side he hasn’t had to carry this team to even close to the same level he has the last 3 years, but this still is a series changer

25. Keep refreshing until it says April 1.

26. DEMKO TAKE MY KNEE

27. Okay real talk, he needs to get whatever surgery or procedure done so this doesn’t keep occurring. So future seasons this isn’t a concern.

28. Playoffs make me so so anxious and this isn’t helping 😭

29. He’s so injury prone 🙁

30. #FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

31. No way he plays again this season. Can’t make it through a series if you get re-injured in 3 games after 5 weeks recovery.

32. On the other hand, DeSmith has had a couple weeks rest now and should be fresh.

    Casey stays fuckin ready

33. The car’s on fire, and there’s no driver at the wheel
    And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
    And a dark wind blows

    The government is corrupt
    And we’re on so many drugs
    With the radio on and the curtains drawn

    We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
    And the machine is bleeding to death

    The sun has fallen down
    And the billboards are all leering
    And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

    It went like this:

    The buildings tumbled in on themselves
    Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
    And pulled out their hair

    The skyline was beautiful on fire
    All twisted metal stretching upwards
    Everything washed in a thin orange haze

34. Why the fuck is this franchise so cursed? This has ruined my day, fuck this shit.

35. CANUCKS PEOPLE, WE GOT THIS.

    We have a the offensive talent to score. We have the defensive game to shut them down and minimalize chances. One series at a time. One game at a time.

36. Cursed franchise. It’s actually fucked up how this is the most Vancouver Canucks thing ever to happen.

37. I have no evidence but I still blame Loui Eriksson.