Cardinals Afternoon 4/24

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1. Looked pretty safe at second to me lmao

2. # [WINNER!!!!!!](https://twitter.com/cardinalsgifs/status/1681131016394788865)

3. I have a confession to make.

   Two days ago, I missed the game, and Gorman hit that walk-off home run to win us the game. I promised on a deleted thread that I wouldn’t watch yesterday, but it turns out someone else I know also wasn’t watching the game two days ago. We agreed to run an experiment where she wouldn’t watch yesterday (and I would), and I wouldn’t watch today (and she would). Yesterday, we got absolutely fucking shelled, and today we won. I beg you all for your forgiveness, and I hereby exile myself to Statcast Refreshing Jail for the rest of this season.

   Also I’m planning on going to the game on May 6th with some friends so I’m sorry in advance.

4. https://streamable.com/pertek

5. Oliver Marmol got into that dugout, remained professional, and did not commit any inappropriate sexual acts towards any of the players.

   He got the boys going with his honesty and legitimate leadership.

6. Definitely safe at second

7. That was an amusing way to end it, gotta admit

8. We are a team capable of winning!

9. Let the record show, Torey Lovullo is still the biggest bitch in the league

10. That was a good, clean win. I like watching those.

11. 2 wins in 3 days. Is that allowed?

12. Lol dbags sub having a meltdown. Their way of coping this loss is calling the Cardinals shit, which they have some merit to that, but cmon now.

13. Any stats on the Gorman line out? What was the exit velo?

14. Felt like a late-season game to stay in contention against the Mets. Jesus damn.

15. I definitely like winning a series more than I like losing a series.

16. We are so back this time (maybe)

    Let’s go Cardinals

17. This series against the Mets is going to be our first sweep of the year, putting that energy out into the universe now.

18. #imagine losing a series to the fucking cardinals

19. The diamondbacks might have outscored us by 9 runs this season but 3-3 is 3-3.

20. Awesome W . Now sell the team and fire Mozeliak, Marmol, and every coach.

21. Fuckin ump to end the game challenge announcement “da dat call on da fields ats the seconds is a stanz heesout, the duh, the call at first is confirm eeezow.” They are all so bad at everything.

22. So this is what winning a series finale feels like…

23. 5 runs on 8 hits. Offense working as advertised today. Also Gibson outdueling Monty should not be taken lightly.

24. The two wins in this series were pretty impressive really. Showed some mettle in the first one, and found a way today against a guy who was dealing, and a big hit with the bases loaded finally.

    We’ll just toss that middle game into the bin of history.

25. Now entering: Devil Magic

26. Good to see the rebound!

27. Ha! Burly and Gorman just got Noot with a full cooler of ice water mid Jim Hayes interview. It was a direct hit! 

    “Sorry about not giving you a heads up.”

    “That’s alright, Jim, that’s just who you are.”

28. Are .gifs not allowed here?

    Or is my account restricted?

    I had something to post, boo.