“We’re going to work and succeed as a team, just like the 9/11 hijackers.”
“Accidentally walked in on Herbie and boy let me tell ya. Actually, let me show you the type of energy we need on this team”
This, Boys, is what it’s like to hug Andy Reid.
I just seen your mother at Walmart and oh boy that was a wide view (I’m sorry)
$5 footlong.
I swear the fish was this big
The whole room fell silent, the girls all paused with glee Turning left, turning right, are they looking at me? Well, I was looking at them, there, there, on the dance floor Now, they got me in the middle, feeling like a man-whore ‘Specially the big girl Big girls need love, too—no discrimination here, squirrel So keep your hands off my cheeks And let me study how you ride the beat, you big freak
![gif](giphy|PHkIfAw1FUUms)
I’d like to imagine he was doing this when the pic was taken
“lets band together and put money on the other teams heads!”
What do u wanna do? Huh? Whatcha wanna do??
Saw Slater in the shower for the first time. It was thiiiiis big.
“So if we all buy a camper…”
“My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands!”
“Listen up. If you each get 10 people to sign up, and they each get 10 people…”
I’m going to trade all of you for picks 11 and 23!
” Can you count, Suckas? I say the future is ours…if you, can count”
![gif](giphy|l4FGKRqs6UUmoAgWk)
She was about this big around… Don’t get it twisted boys
Ok fellas check this move out I’ve been practicing for a touch down celebration
![gif](giphy|Q9v2VOtc2svWeg5Yaw)
|My riding mower used to cut a path…THIS wide. I ended up mowing the lawns of everyone in the neighborhood!”
“Listen, aight”
Alright guys before the story hits the news. The fish was this big.
Why the fuck did I leave Michigan??
Look my left arms broke
Anyone know if they’ll start All In episodes again. They stopped mid season last year (understandablly so)
I would like you to welcome our new Defensive Coordinator, Brandon Staley!
” and it was this big … the biggest piece of shit i’ve seen since Jerry Tillery”
No, no, no, there’s plenty of space in the RV. It’s like THIS big inside!
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“We’re going to work and succeed as a team, just like the 9/11 hijackers.”
“Accidentally walked in on Herbie and boy let me tell ya. Actually, let me show you the type of energy we need on this team”
This, Boys, is what it’s like to hug Andy Reid.
I just seen your mother at Walmart and oh boy that was a wide view
(I’m sorry)
$5 footlong.
I swear the fish was this big
The whole room fell silent, the girls all paused with glee
Turning left, turning right, are they looking at me?
Well, I was looking at them, there, there, on the dance floor
Now, they got me in the middle, feeling like a man-whore
‘Specially the big girl
Big girls need love, too—no discrimination here, squirrel
So keep your hands off my cheeks
And let me study how you ride the beat, you big freak
![gif](giphy|PHkIfAw1FUUms)
I’d like to imagine he was doing this when the pic was taken
“lets band together and put money on the other teams heads!”
What do u wanna do? Huh? Whatcha wanna do??
Saw Slater in the shower for the first time. It was thiiiiis big.
“So if we all buy a camper…”
“My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands!”
“Listen up. If you each get 10 people to sign up, and they each get 10 people…”
I’m going to trade all of you for picks 11 and 23!
” Can you count, Suckas? I say the future is ours…if you, can count”
![gif](giphy|l4FGKRqs6UUmoAgWk)
She was about this big around… Don’t get it twisted boys
Ok fellas check this move out I’ve been practicing for a touch down celebration
![gif](giphy|Q9v2VOtc2svWeg5Yaw)
|My riding mower used to cut a path…THIS wide. I ended up mowing the lawns of everyone in the neighborhood!”
“Listen, aight”
Alright guys before the story hits the news. The fish was this big.
Why the fuck did I leave Michigan??
Look my left arms broke
Anyone know if they’ll start All In episodes again. They stopped mid season last year (understandablly so)
I would like you to welcome our new Defensive Coordinator, Brandon Staley!
” and it was this big … the biggest piece of shit i’ve seen since Jerry Tillery”
No, no, no, there’s plenty of space in the RV. It’s like THIS big inside!
That’s all for today. Now come give papa a hug.