If only there had been a loud, crashing, metallic noise to signify the party was over and they should all go home.
Die nasty you nasty dynasty
Remember that time we judged an entire season on what happened in April?
Yeah didn’t work out well did it?
Was a bunch of cheaters anyways
Alas, as the garbage cans went silent so did the Astros.
They switched to plastic. Harder to hear amongst the stadium noise.
Bunch of cheating shit bags.
I’m not gonna cry any tears for the ~~cheaters~~ Astros
as hateable as they are, you can’t say this shit until june 1st
Ha it’s only April. Robert Flores must not understand how baseball works.
It’s April
At least he’s got mlb the show
Ya won 2 world series, one that you brazenly cheated in. What fucking dynasty? Lol, is this sarcasm?
Bang a couple of trash can lids together on your way out.
I’m not sure if 2 championships including one that was won with blatant cheating is a dynasty. Going to the ALCS so often is nice but they could’ve won a lot more AND not cheated to win what they did.
RoFlo has been the biggest Astros sack riding homer for years.
Cheaters forever
Um, it’s only 25 games.
Remember that time the Astros went 15-30 and then went on to go to the World Series?
Ah, that’s a shame.
![gif](giphy|l46C4fSP9s4Xc4HcI)
The 2024 Astros are reminding me off the 2012 Phillies when a great run came crashing down entirely. Like the Phillies at that time, the Astros don’t have too much on the farm coming up either. They should trade Bregman and Tucker (and whoever else they can unload) for top prospects. Otherwise, it’ll be a long, hard road back to relevance…
From Sep 10 onwards they were 14-15 including postseason… in games where every game was must win. This team has been bad since last September but a sample of 4 games (ALDS) was enough to forget about these not-so-new struggles.
It’s not fucking over dude. That team being the 2nd worst in the AL is laughable. They will certainly be in the playoffs.
I hate Astros, but I think they can turn this around. They have good players at many positions and several aces. Lots of things can happen in the next 5 months.
They were cheaters and they will stay cheaters. Fair or not, people won’t forget that.
Jose Abreu is so bad he wouldn’t even start on the White Sox
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Astros “Dynasty”?
If only there had been a loud, crashing, metallic noise to signify the party was over and they should all go home.
Die nasty you nasty dynasty
Remember that time we judged an entire season on what happened in April?
Yeah didn’t work out well did it?
Was a bunch of cheaters anyways
Alas, as the garbage cans went silent so did the Astros.
They switched to plastic. Harder to hear amongst the stadium noise.
Bunch of cheating shit bags.
I’m not gonna cry any tears for the ~~cheaters~~ Astros
as hateable as they are, you can’t say this shit until june 1st
Ha it’s only April. Robert Flores must not understand how baseball works.
It’s April
At least he’s got mlb the show
Ya won 2 world series, one that you brazenly cheated in. What fucking dynasty? Lol, is this sarcasm?
Bang a couple of trash can lids together on your way out.
I’m not sure if 2 championships including one that was won with blatant cheating is a dynasty. Going to the ALCS so often is nice but they could’ve won a lot more AND not cheated to win what they did.
RoFlo has been the biggest Astros sack riding homer for years.
Cheaters forever
Um, it’s only 25 games.
Remember that time the Astros went 15-30 and then went on to go to the World Series?
Ah, that’s a shame.
![gif](giphy|l46C4fSP9s4Xc4HcI)
The 2024 Astros are reminding me off the 2012 Phillies when a great run came crashing down entirely. Like the Phillies at that time, the Astros don’t have too much on the farm coming up either. They should trade Bregman and Tucker (and whoever else they can unload) for top prospects. Otherwise, it’ll be a long, hard road back to relevance…
From Sep 10 onwards they were 14-15 including postseason… in games where every game was must win. This team has been bad since last September but a sample of 4 games (ALDS) was enough to forget about these not-so-new struggles.
It’s not fucking over dude. That team being the 2nd worst in the AL is laughable. They will certainly be in the playoffs.
I hate Astros, but I think they can turn this around. They have good players at many positions and several aces. Lots of things can happen in the next 5 months.
They were cheaters and they will stay cheaters. Fair or not, people won’t forget that.
Jose Abreu is so bad he wouldn’t even start on the White Sox
The ‘stros were a dynasty? Hall of Very Good.