[Heilbrunn] Manny Machado & his wife Yainee had a healthy baby boy. Name is being kept private right now. Said he watched almost every second of Rockies series, except when “other priorities”’ got in the way (like birth 🤣). Yainee was right there telling him to turn on iPad with the game.
April 26, 2024
[Heilbrunn] Manny Machado & his wife Yainee had a healthy baby boy. Name is being kept private right now. Said he watched almost every second of Rockies series, except when “other priorities”’ got in the way (like birth 🤣). Yainee was right there telling him to turn on iPad with the game.
Relatable. I also watched Padres baseball while my wife was in labor.
Congrats to the Machados!
Manny may be the Captain, but Yainee is our queen.
Manny has to be feeling such a weight off of his shoulders right now. It shows in the interview videos
Being kept private is kind of a weird name for a kid
I’m just kidding. I bet the kids name is Ha-Seong Machado.
A man walks into a bar… The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.”
The bartender looks shocked and says “I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself.”
The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy.”
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
“Did you kill the guy?” The bartender asks nervously.
“Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”
So he’s gonna be the staring shortstop at Cathedral Catholic in 2040
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Can the kid play shortstop?
Relatable. I also watched Padres baseball while my wife was in labor.
Congrats to the Machados!
Manny may be the Captain, but Yainee is our queen.
Manny has to be feeling such a weight off of his shoulders right now. It shows in the interview videos
Being kept private is kind of a weird name for a kid
I’m just kidding. I bet the kids name is Ha-Seong Machado.
A man walks into a bar… The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.”
The bartender looks shocked and says “I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself.”
The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy.”
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
“Did you kill the guy?” The bartender asks nervously.
“Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”
So he’s gonna be the staring shortstop at Cathedral Catholic in 2040