I think it’s time for a serious discussion about Demko, guys…do you think we should compel him to take a dip into this vat of Forced Evolutionary Virus from Fallout and see what happens?
April 26, 2024
I think it’s time for a serious discussion about Demko, guys…do you think we should compel him to take a dip into this vat of Forced Evolutionary Virus from Fallout and see what happens?
18 comments
Puny human can’t shoot puck passed me!
His newfound girth will simply block the net from puny human.
Bacta tank should be good enough
He would probably take more penalties…
Maybe dunk him in that black stuff Baron Harkonnen enjoys.
A VAT OF ACID!? ARE YOU DYING OF DEMENTIA!?
VAULT 420- Overseer I. CLARK
EXPERIMENT. GOALTENDER ENDURANCE
Tbh if it’s the same knee he may have issues for years depending on the injury it won’t be just this playoffs it could be a long road back think of ilya and how long it taking him to find his game back after his knee surgery.
Just play him 40-50 games next year. Hybrid DeSmith and Silovs as the backups.
Put him in the iso chamber Darth Vader used, bro survive limbs cut off and lava burns.
Wouldn’t the Lazarus Pit be the better option to take a dip?
The most unexpected crossover from my two most favourite things
Bro just use a Lazorus Pit
Ave, true to snuffles
You take a sip from your trusty Canucks canteen
just put empty power armor in the net
I see a few possibilities.
1. He becomes like Harold, who is functionally immortal. Having someone for that cap hit for the next hundred years or so would be amazing. Just need to keep him pruned.
2. He becomes like Harry, probably too dumb to read defenses.
3. He becomes like the master. This is a nightmare scenario, because he may just begin to absorb shooters that he makes saves on, and that sounds like a salary cap nightmare.
18 comments
Puny human can’t shoot puck passed me!
His newfound girth will simply block the net from puny human.
Bacta tank should be good enough
He would probably take more penalties…
Maybe dunk him in that black stuff Baron Harkonnen enjoys.
A VAT OF ACID!? ARE YOU DYING OF DEMENTIA!?
VAULT 420- Overseer I. CLARK
EXPERIMENT. GOALTENDER ENDURANCE
Tbh if it’s the same knee he may have issues for years depending on the injury it won’t be just this playoffs it could be a long road back think of ilya and how long it taking him to find his game back after his knee surgery.
Just play him 40-50 games next year. Hybrid DeSmith and Silovs as the backups.
Put him in the iso chamber Darth Vader used, bro survive limbs cut off and lava burns.
Wouldn’t the Lazarus Pit be the better option to take a dip?
The most unexpected crossover from my two most favourite things
Bro just use a Lazorus Pit
Ave, true to snuffles
You take a sip from your trusty Canucks canteen
just put empty power armor in the net
I see a few possibilities.
1. He becomes like Harold, who is functionally immortal. Having someone for that cap hit for the next hundred years or so would be amazing. Just need to keep him pruned.
2. He becomes like Harry, probably too dumb to read defenses.
3. He becomes like the master. This is a nightmare scenario, because he may just begin to absorb shooters that he makes saves on, and that sounds like a salary cap nightmare.
Probably not worth the risk.
Which a deep cut reference I love it