Look, I am all for the annual “Make the Rookie Eat the Coney” photoshoot (haters call it hazing). But a lukewarm coney picked up by the intern an hour earlier is no way to introduce these fine young men to Skyline. Drive them up Vine St (hell, get a horse drawn carriage and show them the city – more photo ops!), throw on the white plastic bib, and let them know what Skyline *really* is.
What is this? A chili dog for ants???
Oh, it’s just the biggest human I’ve ever seen.
I kinda hope he beat out Trent for RT just so I can see him bully Myles an entire game.
“That’s cute, they got a teeny baby sized coney for him to pose wi…. Holy shit that’s a full size!!!”
We’re gonna need a bigger coney
I’m glad people are so hyped for this man
Even the hat doesn’t fit him
Seeing how small the hat and coney are compared to that guy is wild.
Makes it look like a mini vinnie. That boiBiG
I thought that was a chicken wing…
The Mims Coney! Or baby arm? 12 inch polish sausage with chili, beans, onions, jalapeños and cheese. Of course, a dash of hot sauce?
I do not want a handjob from him
I’m always happy when the Bengals draft a Dawg (it’s been a while) but Mims is an especially good pick up.
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Look, I am all for the annual “Make the Rookie Eat the Coney” photoshoot (haters call it hazing). But a lukewarm coney picked up by the intern an hour earlier is no way to introduce these fine young men to Skyline.
Drive them up Vine St (hell, get a horse drawn carriage and show them the city – more photo ops!), throw on the white plastic bib, and let them know what Skyline *really* is.
What is this? A chili dog for ants???
Oh, it’s just the biggest human I’ve ever seen.
I kinda hope he beat out Trent for RT just so I can see him bully Myles an entire game.
“That’s cute, they got a teeny baby sized coney for him to pose wi…. Holy shit that’s a full size!!!”
We’re gonna need a bigger coney
I’m glad people are so hyped for this man
Even the hat doesn’t fit him
Seeing how small the hat and coney are compared to that guy is wild.
Makes it look like a mini vinnie. That boiBiG
I thought that was a chicken wing…
The Mims Coney! Or baby arm? 12 inch polish sausage with chili, beans, onions, jalapeños and cheese. Of course, a dash of hot sauce?
I do not want a handjob from him
I’m always happy when the Bengals draft a Dawg (it’s been a while) but Mims is an especially good pick up.