Farmboy Alt

19 comments

1. Big and tall shops sell a lot of quarter zips

2. Facts!

3. Actually 0 pro bowls. All-pro teams and Super Bowl appearances.

4. Last of a dying breed

5. Seems like he’ll get along real well with Herbert honestly

6. He legit looks like All-Star Superman. It’s uncanny.

7. He’s got all of the elite lineman intangibles

8. Somebody needs to learn math.

   All the things listed do not equal negative drip, it’s like +1000

9. Seriously, what clothing brand is he wearing lmao I love the sportswear look he got and the fit is great and looks comfortable asf

10. He’s so damn big lol

11. I’m loving this draft so far. 3 picks and 3 guys who will make an immediate impact.

12. gets out of his seat like my grandpa

13. I’ve such a crush on his gf

14. Put on the BOLO!

15. Slater and Alt serving pancakes all season long.

16. Thought they said femboy for a second there

17. Look at that big ‘ole baby Charger, dang I’m happy to have him on board.

18. Tight lines my dude🎣

19. Quarter-zip. Dude listened to Payton.