What should I predict next?

Obviously I’m some kind of baseball prophet. Sent this to the boys back east in the gc before the game.

Great night at Petco for this transplant. Special thanks to my incredible fiancée for getting us these great seats. I was 6 rows behind that nasty Marsh catch. A Padres fan confided in me that he secretly adores Harper in the bathroom. We had already zipped up before broaching the topic of course, out of respect. It is now apparent that I lied when I said I wouldn’t tell anybody. Another one blew me kisses with his middle finger before acknowledging that he only hates us cuz we beat them.

I love a good home run derby. These are my predictions. Tonight, Ranger no-no. Our four who didn’t hit HRs last night will each hit 2run+ HRs. The Phanatic shows up for some reason and relentlessly antagonizes Tatis Jr. Bench clearing brawl in the top of the 6th.

Let’s secure this series so we can start talking about our brooms.