POLICE CAR REVOLVING LIGHT – Schneider leads off, 05/18/24

22 comments
  1. Jansen is banished to the seven hole for some insane reason, but this is progress

  2. Season starts today! Been saying it for a month but this time I mean it!!

  3. ‘fine, we move Springer down, but also Jansen to appease the stupid gods’

  4. Honest question. Perhaps I’m missing something. Although his average is low right now, wouldn’t Varsho be a potentially more “desirable” leadoff hitter with Schneider in the 2 spot. Perhaps this is out dated thinking but I would think Vasho’s speed and Schneider’s contact ability could make things happen.

  5. Wow I never realized just how bad this team is offensively until I looked at these averages

  6. I’m happy Springer is lower in the order, but if he keeps hitting like this, it doesn’t matter much where he’s hitting

  7. Can’t care about feelings or whatever dumb shit right now. Put Jansen ahead of springer.

  8. Maybe Springer has a clause that he always has to be above Jano in the order. Only way it makes sense….

  9. Springer isn’t leading off 🥳

    Springer is hitting ahead of Jano 😐

  10. Ross Atkins: John Schneider is consistent.

    John Schneider: Surprise!!

  11. Oh I see I’ve come back after a a week or so up north, to find that Turner has now caught the infectious disease that is this offence.

  12. Pressure works 😉

    You all notice Hazel Mae asked Atkins if John Schneider writes the lineup? Funny timing. Love you Hazel!

  13. Springer should bat 9th. I don’t care how many commercials he’s in.

  14. You’ve also got to *leave him there for more than one game*. Maybe 2 weeks to get a full sense of how well he’s suited for the job.

    If you give Springer 80+ games at sub .200 average, you should *at least* give the replacement a few weeks to see how he does.

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