This helps, ngl.


This helps, ngl.

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  1. No New York team will ever deserve anything until they cast off their links to the British Empire and change back to being New Amsterdam.

  2. Watching the panthers win a championship will hurt me as they arent the panthers I want to win.

    But with that said I’m ok with the teams in this order

    Edm
    Fla
    Dal
    Fuck the rags

  3. Oilers > Stars > Panthers > The NHL going bankrupt and immediately dissolving > Rangers

  4. Every year who I want to win is

    Hurricanes (obv)

    Failing that, the team that hasn’t won a Cup yet.

    Failing that a team that hasn’t won a Cup in a while.

    Failing that, a non-Canadian/non Original Six/non “traditional” team ranked via a completely non-scientific gut feeling of how snobby/insufferable they are.

    Panthers, Stars, Oilers, Rangers in that order.

  5. Dallas>Edmonton>Florida>meteor that destroys earth

    Florida is a former Southeast conference foe and Paul Maurice has been a major asset so I’m begrudgingly picking them.

  6. Stars. That’s all. Just for Chris Tanev.

    Fuck the panthers. Fuck the rangers. Fuck the oilers with their two whining stars

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