you wake up and this is the Super bowl, what do you do ?
August 30, 2024
you wake up and this is the Super bowl, what do you do ?
31 comments
Wake up a second time
Shit talk my best friend
Turn off Madden
Cry because I’ve obviously been transported to a different timeline
Get tickets
I’m not awake
As a New Jerseyan, I’d be so proud of my teams.
Push the snooze button and if those fuckers beat the jets, I’d would probably not watch football ever again
Immediately delete WFAN from my car radio pre-sets
Realize I’m actually dead
Hope for triple overtime, and use all of my time and money to convince fellow Giants-Jets fan George RR Martin to sit with me at the game
Talk all the junk to my giants fan wife and then look stupid when the jets blow it, probably
Cry
If only Danny Dimes had it in him
Wonder why it’s apparently 2017 and we’ve gone back 2 logos
Shit my pants and hop straight into the shower
I’ll enjoy watching the jets smoke the giants in the Super Bowl
If this ever happened some natural disaster would prevent the game from happening
Complain that the goddamn network is using a two times outdated Jets logo.
Hope for a giants beat down with a Monster game from hall/wilson
Hammer the Jets to win big
start drinking
Get my popcorn.
Jets-Packers is more likely and I’d love it!
Watch it and cheer on the J E T S JETS JETS JETS
Root for the Giants.
All I ask, is for competitive football. Where we win games we should win, and if we lose it’s because the better team won, not us beat in ourselves. Being back Mike White also.
I would start going to church because the end is near.
Celebrate?
Leave my house. Gas leaks are no joke.
Punch the air because it’s not my dumpster fire Browns (I don’t know why a Jets post was in my feed, but here we are lol).
31 comments
Wake up a second time
Shit talk my best friend
Turn off Madden
Cry because I’ve obviously been transported to a different timeline
Get tickets
I’m not awake
As a New Jerseyan, I’d be so proud of my teams.
Push the snooze button and if those fuckers beat the jets, I’d would probably not watch football ever again
Immediately delete WFAN from my car radio pre-sets
Realize I’m actually dead
Hope for triple overtime, and use all of my time and money to convince fellow Giants-Jets fan George RR Martin to sit with me at the game
Talk all the junk to my giants fan wife and then look stupid when the jets blow it, probably
Cry
If only Danny Dimes had it in him
Wonder why it’s apparently 2017 and we’ve gone back 2 logos
Shit my pants and hop straight into the shower
I’ll enjoy watching the jets smoke the giants in the Super Bowl
If this ever happened some natural disaster would prevent the game from happening
Complain that the goddamn network is using a two times outdated Jets logo.
Hope for a giants beat down with a Monster game from hall/wilson
Hammer the Jets to win big
start drinking
Get my popcorn.
Jets-Packers is more likely and I’d love it!
Watch it and cheer on the J E T S JETS JETS JETS
Root for the Giants.
All I ask, is for competitive football. Where we win games we should win, and if we lose it’s because the better team won, not us beat in ourselves. Being back Mike White also.
I would start going to church because the end is near.
Celebrate?
Leave my house. Gas leaks are no joke.
Punch the air because it’s not my dumpster fire Browns (I don’t know why a Jets post was in my feed, but here we are lol).