I once saw him get a breakaway. It was the longest 8 minutes of my life.
I fucking love the guy but dude moved like Ents sing.
Pat Maroon
Brendan Morrow was pretty fucking slow, but it’s probably Andreychuk.
School Bus Line
Perhaps recency bias because I didn’t get to watch Andreychuk play, but based on my fandom experience I gotta say Pat Maroon.
Tim Taylor skated like he had a fridge strapped to him if memory serves….
Andy is obvious, but everyone is already nominating him, so I’ll nominate Tim.
Op I think you should add a couple of boxes.. best hitter & best fighter would be dope
The big rig
Maroon
Jeff Reese. He would always get caught playing the puck in the corner and we’d yell “Reese! Crease!”
Dingman
Pat Maroon. Dude’s a dump truck. Big and slow
Big Rig Maroon
Maroon – Bellemare – Perry deserves some credit for being the slowest line I’ve ever seen play consistently together
Andreychuk is going to win and can’t object to it, but I’ll cast a vote for Cal Foote. On top of having a weird case now, he had coaching from Barb Underhill and still couldn’t fix his skating. A lot of the other vote getters were old or bigger. No excuse for Foote.
Slowest is Sustr. He’s a pylon
Pat Maroon
Kucherov in the 2021 playoffs.
His time was short but man is Brian Boyle one of the slowest I’ve ever seen
Physically or mentally?
Wasn’t Carle slow as shit too?
Maroon!
Maroon easy
Sustr
Andreychuk was ridiculously slow.
Adam Hall deserves to at least be mentioned. And Calvin de Haan
I’m voting “Rudy Poeschek” only because I’m old enough to have seen him play. Dude was an enforcer who played as a d-man.
My other vote goes to Shaw. David Shaw?
My third vote goes to everyone on the Lightning roster on EASports’ NHL96
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Dave Andreychuk.
Thats the answer.
I have waited all day to say it.
I once saw him get a breakaway. It was the longest 8 minutes of my life.
I fucking love the guy but dude moved like Ents sing.
Pat Maroon
Brendan Morrow was pretty fucking slow, but it’s probably Andreychuk.
School Bus Line
Perhaps recency bias because I didn’t get to watch Andreychuk play, but based on my fandom experience I gotta say Pat Maroon.
Tim Taylor skated like he had a fridge strapped to him if memory serves….
Andy is obvious, but everyone is already nominating him, so I’ll nominate Tim.
Op I think you should add a couple of boxes.. best hitter & best fighter would be dope
The big rig
Maroon
Jeff Reese. He would always get caught playing the puck in the corner and we’d yell “Reese! Crease!”
Dingman
Pat Maroon. Dude’s a dump truck. Big and slow
Big Rig Maroon
Maroon – Bellemare – Perry deserves some credit for being the slowest line I’ve ever seen play consistently together
Andreychuk is going to win and can’t object to it, but I’ll cast a vote for Cal Foote. On top of having a weird case now, he had coaching from Barb Underhill and still couldn’t fix his skating. A lot of the other vote getters were old or bigger. No excuse for Foote.
Slowest is Sustr. He’s a pylon
Pat Maroon
Kucherov in the 2021 playoffs.
His time was short but man is Brian Boyle one of the slowest I’ve ever seen
Physically or mentally?
Wasn’t Carle slow as shit too?
Maroon!
Maroon easy
Sustr
Andreychuk was ridiculously slow.
Adam Hall deserves to at least be mentioned. And Calvin de Haan
I’m voting “Rudy Poeschek” only because I’m old enough to have seen him play. Dude was an enforcer who played as a d-man.
My other vote goes to Shaw. David Shaw?
My third vote goes to everyone on the Lightning roster on EASports’ NHL96
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