We signed this man Gerald Everett to perform cardio on sundays
October 3, 2024
We signed this man Gerald Everett to perform cardio on sundays
27 comments
I’m honestly shocked he’s been targeted. I feel like he’s a myth. Like we made the whole thing up
better dial up the highly potent TE screen.
they’ll never see it coming.
Should’ve signed an actual center instead of Everett and Swift
One of these months he’ll do what he should… but when that is… don’t get your hopes up

He should try catching a screen!
Out of 57 snaps against the Rams Kmet played 50, GE played 18, big dog played 17.
If the O line didn’t suck and assuming he still has some juice in the legs that number should be more like 45, 30 and 10.
But for now they need big dog on the field for a decent percentage of snaps and they need Kmet as much as possible
Theoretically, this is good. This is our TE2 and it means Kmet is getting the targets, who absolutely should be fed.
…right?
Should have cut his ass in camp. Lazy fuck. Bates was way better. Tommy Sweeney ran rings around him.
Feels just like when we got excited about signing Robert Tonyan.
Should be just a backup to Kmet in case of injury, in which case it’s fine but nothing special.
If the dude can pass block, he should be in every offensive down!!!
I’m ok with this
Everett is garbage. The less targets and field time, the better.
We are just tryna find reasons now. Imagine what this sub would turn into if Kmet got some injury and our only other TE was a 40 year old blocking TE.
Another L poles signing imagine my shock
Can the doomers have a meeting and decide whether we’re the stupidest organization ever for giving Gerald Everett too many targets or not enough? I’m getting mixed messages
I feel like he was brought in to be a good play action TE but it turns out Kmet is still a fuckin dog and can not only catch but he can catch with people all over him.
Put him on the O-line
Robert Tonyan 2.0 ugh…
Dude has been a blocking tight end his whole career, not a down field threat. They bring him in in big people formations with 2+ TEs. He’s basically a lineman.
Yeah laziest player in the team
That’s more than I do on a Sunday
As long as he can block idgaf
I mean when he’s out there he’s blocking. Kmet has spoken very highly of him.
Bit more inclined to believe Kmet than the circle jerk happening in this thread
he’ll light it up soon enough
trust
Anyone playing fantasy this year knows this is actually the average for TE spots right now.
27 comments
I’m honestly shocked he’s been targeted. I feel like he’s a myth. Like we made the whole thing up
better dial up the highly potent TE screen.
they’ll never see it coming.
Should’ve signed an actual center instead of Everett and Swift
One of these months he’ll do what he should… but when that is… don’t get your hopes up

He should try catching a screen!
Out of 57 snaps against the Rams Kmet played 50, GE played 18, big dog played 17.
If the O line didn’t suck and assuming he still has some juice in the legs that number should be more like 45, 30 and 10.
But for now they need big dog on the field for a decent percentage of snaps and they need Kmet as much as possible
Theoretically, this is good. This is our TE2 and it means Kmet is getting the targets, who absolutely should be fed.
…right?
Should have cut his ass in camp. Lazy fuck. Bates was way better. Tommy Sweeney ran rings around him.
Feels just like when we got excited about signing Robert Tonyan.
Should be just a backup to Kmet in case of injury, in which case it’s fine but nothing special.
If the dude can pass block, he should be in every offensive down!!!
I’m ok with this
Everett is garbage. The less targets and field time, the better.
We are just tryna find reasons now. Imagine what this sub would turn into if Kmet got some injury and our only other TE was a 40 year old blocking TE.
Another L poles signing imagine my shock
Can the doomers have a meeting and decide whether we’re the stupidest organization ever for giving Gerald Everett too many targets or not enough? I’m getting mixed messages
I feel like he was brought in to be a good play action TE but it turns out Kmet is still a fuckin dog and can not only catch but he can catch with people all over him.
Put him on the O-line
Robert Tonyan 2.0 ugh…
Dude has been a blocking tight end his whole career, not a down field threat. They bring him in in big people formations with 2+ TEs. He’s basically a lineman.
Yeah laziest player in the team
That’s more than I do on a Sunday
As long as he can block idgaf
I mean when he’s out there he’s blocking. Kmet has spoken very highly of him.
Bit more inclined to believe Kmet than the circle jerk happening in this thread
he’ll light it up soon enough
trust
Anyone playing fantasy this year knows this is actually the average for TE spots right now.