HEY Milwaukee Brewer Fans (Bob Dylan Parody)

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1. I’d like to dedicate this song to Billy Hall & all Milwaukee Brewer fans.

   [Refrain] Hey Milwaukee Brewer team fan, it won’t be long you see
   I’m just weepy cuz there ain’t no games there goin’ to
   Hey Milwaukee Brewer team fan, it won’t be long you see
   In the Springtime Marching morning, we’ll come cheering you

   Though I know Arnold’s empire did not advance as planned
   Vanished from Devin’s hand
   Left me barely able to stand, but was he tipping?
   Bauers and Savlatore went back to back so deep
   I leapt from both two feet
   Now our ancient empty stadium’s too dead for dreaming

   [Refrain]

   You took us on a trip upon your magic Murphy ship
   All our nemesis had been tripped
   And the Cubs continued to slip
   And Chourio too young to stop
   Wait only for my Yelich to be recoverin’
   We were ready to go anywhere, but sadly we had to fade
   To a team that’s overpaid
   Cast your winning spell our way
   And promise to go winning it

   [Refrain]

   Though you might hear cursing, drinking, swearing madly that we haven’t won
   We came away with the division
   Can’t escape the wild card rung
   And but for Willy there are no contracts waiting
   And if you see strange faces closing games in 25
   To your Airbender it’s time
   With just an option for him to sign
   We wouldn’t pay him and that’s fine
   He’s just a closer disappearing and we’ll replace him

   [Refrain]

   And Murphy reappearing through the hope that rings in twenty-five
   Down the division foes all the time
   Far past the olden Cards
   The haunted frightened Pirates
   Out to past the windy city
   Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow
   Yes, to dance beneath the pennant high
   With Uecker calling strike three
   Contreras on one knee
   Circled by the Brewer fans
   With all memory and fate
   Driven deep beneath the waves
   Let me forget about today until tomorrow

   Hey Milwaukee Brewer team fan, it won’t be long you see
   I’m just weepy cuz, there ain’t no game I’m goin to
   Hey Milwaukee Brewer team fan, it won’t be long you see
   In the Springtime Marching morning, we’ll come cheering you