Welcome to Chicago Juan Soto 13 commentsEverybody stay calm. STAY FUCKING CALMAlright Mr. Soto we are prepared to offer you our best offer. You will now be the highest paid player in franchise history…5 year / $76M.That’s right. We are serious with this offer. We are know what’s it’s going to take to land you, and we have prepared our best offer.Jerry about to drop 10 years and a full billion on Soto, so he can never sign another player ever again.Probably wanted to ask him his thoughts on the dodgers.Soto would come here and hit 15 HRs 56 RBI 200K’s slashline of .240/.299/.419So if Taylor Swift started following him on Instagram too does that mean she’s going to sign with the team? 🙄It will obviously never happen in a million fucking yearsBut it would be the funniest fucking thing of all time if we signed him nowBut in reality we’ll probably acquire him at the 2035 trade deadlineNo top free agent would ever consider this dumpster fire organization.Does he have any brother in laws we can sign to tempt him to play here?only way soto comes here is if he buys the team.Did the Sox trade for his brother-n-law yet?Maybe we’ll have a seat at the tableMore likely that means he’s a Dodger next yearLeave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Alright Mr. Soto we are prepared to offer you our best offer. You will now be the highest paid player in franchise history…5 year / $76M.That’s right. We are serious with this offer. We are know what’s it’s going to take to land you, and we have prepared our best offer.
Jerry about to drop 10 years and a full billion on Soto, so he can never sign another player ever again.
So if Taylor Swift started following him on Instagram too does that mean she’s going to sign with the team? 🙄
It will obviously never happen in a million fucking yearsBut it would be the funniest fucking thing of all time if we signed him nowBut in reality we’ll probably acquire him at the 2035 trade deadline
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Everybody stay calm. STAY FUCKING CALM
Alright Mr. Soto we are prepared to offer you our best offer. You will now be the highest paid player in franchise history…
5 year / $76M.
That’s right. We are serious with this offer. We are know what’s it’s going to take to land you, and we have prepared our best offer.
Jerry about to drop 10 years and a full billion on Soto, so he can never sign another player ever again.
Probably wanted to ask him his thoughts on the dodgers.
Soto would come here and hit 15 HRs 56 RBI 200K’s slashline of .240/.299/.419
So if Taylor Swift started following him on Instagram too does that mean she’s going to sign with the team? 🙄
It will obviously never happen in a million fucking years
But it would be the funniest fucking thing of all time if we signed him now
But in reality we’ll probably acquire him at the 2035 trade deadline
No top free agent would ever consider this dumpster fire organization.
Does he have any brother in laws we can sign to tempt him to play here?
only way soto comes here is if he buys the team.
Did the Sox trade for his brother-n-law yet?
Maybe we’ll have a seat at the table
More likely that means he’s a Dodger next year