[Passan] Left-hander Blake Snell and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a five-year, $182 million deal

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1. FUCK THE DODGERS THIS ONE HURTS

2. Fuck this sport, absolute joke

3. Oh Blake, what have you done….

4. This one feels personal 🥲

5. I hate it 

6. Roki Sasaki is the only thing that can stop this utter bullshit

7. Roki sasaki you are a padre

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10. Ring chasing at the finest

11. Damn, congrats to Blake for getting paid. I don’t think this contract ages well. I guess we’ll see a couple years from now.

12. Heart. Broken.

13. Blake snell, you, are, Kevin Durant

14. I don’t blame snell if they are offering 40 fucking million a year for him

15. Wow fuck him and FTD!

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18. May he pitch like 2 first halves for the rest of his career.

19. Wow this hurts

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21. FUCK BLAKE SNELL 🫡

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23. He plays for half of season and only 5 innings

24. Goddammit. Really Blake?

25. Snell’s deal includes some deferred money, per
    @FabianArdaya

26. 🤮

27. Don and Mud will never interview him again.

28. Totally fine by me. Guy can only give you 90 good innings every year, the rest he’s either hurt or ineffective

29. Hello, I am in hell.

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31. Am I the only one who thinks this isn’t that big of a deal. Dude could easily be complete garbage for them, especially if Pryor is blowing out arms still

32. Honestly, I’m happy it’s not Corbin Burnes. I don’t think that contract will age well. Consistency isn’t his strong suit either.

33. Richest team in the league continues to hand out deferred money contracts to make up for all of the postseason chokes from the past. Pretty lame, but it is what it is. Sucks because I love Snell, but ya I’m hoping it’s a complete flameout contract.

34. It’s over our window is closing

35. Bro getting passed around the NL West like a blunt at a high school party.

36. Time to change my user flair

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38. This is continuing to make baseball unwatchable

39. It’s treason then.

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41. Blake Snell stabbed me in the back.

    Joke with Don and Mud and then join the Doyers? I’m gonna absolutely die.

42. I CAN’T wait for his slow start, followed by death threats from the Dodger fans while booing him.

    I CAN wait for his elite Cy Young level second half where all the dipshit dodger fans claim they rode with him the whole time

43. I guess he couldn’t turn down $36.5 M per year, and Dodgers are probably going to sign a few more top players because money is meaningless to them. Baseball is the worst sport as far competitive balance.

44. So, how long before the Dodgers training staff manage to snap Snell’s UCL like a twig?

45. Literally go anywhere else bro lol

    Even in SF, I had no problem rooting for Snellzilla

46. Wow what a deal for Blake. Can’t blame him for taking it. We don’t have the payroll space for this at all. It doesn’t hurt me and I loved him. I think it’s a bad deal tho.

    First half snoozezilla second half beast mode and you’re gonna pay 37.4 a year I’m sure it’s gonna be back ended but damn but who knows how long that’s gonna hold up. He’s also due for an injury stint. Lot of pressure with that price tag.

47. The only way I can cope is if reports come out Dodgers were offering 10m more per year with an extra 6th year.

48. *friendship ended with Blake Snell*

49. Deadzilla