Table 3 minus Leslie Jones(last I heard about her she was problematic), or table 4
Table 3. I mean sat in between Clyde and Joshie🫣
3 is unquestionably the best table. Right between Hart and Clyde is prime seating. JR will be high as hell next to Thibs, and I’m across from KAT. Feel like you can’t miss with that table.
Table 3 so that I can have JR try to explain the pipe dm to Clyde
Table 3 and it’s not even close 😂
The one with Tracy. Easy
Table 1 easy
3’s my pick but 4 with Breen, Stewart, and Marbury seems hella chill
Table 2
Either table 1 or 4. But would end up leaning 1
Table 4.
I’m sitting next to Monica.
2 that shit bout to be jokes
You know you’re going to the strip club after it on table 3
Sign me up
Table 1 is the only one that doesn’t have someone annoying
Lmao, “McNutt”. Never gets old.
missed opportunity to put anne hathaway across from 40 anunoby
Table #2 because I want to ask Ben Stiller if his Mom used to hit him, since she hit me once (in a caring kind of way).
Table 3 for sure. Right next to the King. 😉
Clyde, Josh, Leslie Jones, Thibs, and JR. Easily 3
uno
1
Action Bronson table w/ blunt
If people don’t realise that Table 1 is the only logical answer than I have nothing to be thankful for 😂
1
Table 3 or Table 4
Table 2. Sitting with Tracy Morgan is always the correct answer
Feel like 3 would be the obvious choice but I’d have to go with 2 just cause I’d be sitting next to my boy McBride
Can you just give me a table with Clyde, Breen and idc who else really. Maybe Thibs because I feel like he would smile on Thanksgiving, Josh would be fun but would be twice as fun if Jalen was there so they could spend the whole time making fun of one another
1
I wanna say 1 but Fat Joe is too much of a yapper so Ta le 3 for me. Sitting between Clyde and Josh is absolute prime time
2.
Table two! Ben Stiller and Tracey, ima be fucking crying with laughter
Table 3. Table 2 is lacking
Table 1 cause of Starks. Favorite player of all time and also share the same Birthdate.
I feel bad for Jamal 😂
Chilling with my main man Josh, table #3
Table 3. To sit between the legend Walt “Clyde” Frazier and JHart would be amazing. Leslie, JR, and KAT will provide the comedy, and Thibs is low-key funny as well, and we have Kolek, the little brother we can pick on 😂😂😂
4 is the only choice
table 3
4
It’s table 3 and it’s not even close
Table 1 > Shoot my shot at Monica > Airball > Try the three to the dome to talk up Melo > Joe pulls out the toaster in protest > I quietly move to table 2
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Table 2 > Get too nerdy talking with Hahn > Get roasted by Tracy and Ben for being too white > Try to change the subject and ask Stat about his thoughts on Israel > Clank off the back iron > OG and Deuce promptly show me their bats > Limp to table 3
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Table 3 > Clyde is objectively annoyed by my lack of cool > Too corny for even J.Hart > JR saves us all by throwing me out the front door > Nothing but net > Slither to table 4
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Table 4 > Shoot my shot at Breen > Blocked by Robinson! > Get roasted by Rock and Stewart for bleeding all over the mac and cheese > Get consoled by Starbury while we smoke cigarillos and spread Vaseline over our spicey cornbread stuffing >
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I’m thankful for every table here, but I only survive the whole night at table 4
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Table 2. Fuck you. Pass the salt.
Table 3 minus Leslie Jones(last I heard about her she was problematic), or table 4
Table 3. I mean sat in between Clyde and Joshie🫣
3 is unquestionably the best table. Right between Hart and Clyde is prime seating. JR will be high as hell next to Thibs, and I’m across from KAT. Feel like you can’t miss with that table.
Table 3 so that I can have JR try to explain the pipe dm to Clyde
Table 3 and it’s not even close 😂
The one with Tracy. Easy
Table 1 easy
3’s my pick but 4 with Breen, Stewart, and Marbury seems hella chill
Table 2
Either table 1 or 4. But would end up leaning 1
Table 4.
I’m sitting next to Monica.
2 that shit bout to be jokes
You know you’re going to the strip club after it on table 3
Sign me up
Table 1 is the only one that doesn’t have someone annoying
Lmao, “McNutt”. Never gets old.
missed opportunity to put anne hathaway across from 40 anunoby
Table #2 because I want to ask Ben Stiller if his Mom used to hit him, since she hit me once (in a caring kind of way).
Table 3 for sure. Right next to the King. 😉
Clyde, Josh, Leslie Jones, Thibs, and JR. Easily 3
uno
1
Action Bronson table w/ blunt
If people don’t realise that Table 1 is the only logical answer than I have nothing to be thankful for 😂
1
Table 3 or Table 4
Table 2. Sitting with Tracy Morgan is always the correct answer
Feel like 3 would be the obvious choice but I’d have to go with 2 just cause I’d be sitting next to my boy McBride
Can you just give me a table with Clyde, Breen and idc who else really. Maybe Thibs because I feel like he would smile on Thanksgiving, Josh would be fun but would be twice as fun if Jalen was there so they could spend the whole time making fun of one another
1
I wanna say 1 but Fat Joe is too much of a yapper so Ta le 3 for me. Sitting between Clyde and Josh is absolute prime time
2.
Table two! Ben Stiller and Tracey, ima be fucking crying with laughter
Table 3. Table 2 is lacking
Table 1 cause of Starks. Favorite player of all time and also share the same Birthdate.
I feel bad for Jamal 😂
Chilling with my main man Josh, table #3
Table 3. To sit between the legend Walt “Clyde” Frazier and JHart would be amazing. Leslie, JR, and KAT will provide the comedy, and Thibs is low-key funny as well, and we have Kolek, the little brother we can pick on 😂😂😂
4 is the only choice
table 3
4
It’s table 3 and it’s not even close
Table 1 > Shoot my shot at Monica > Airball > Try the three to the dome to talk up Melo > Joe pulls out the toaster in protest > I quietly move to table 2
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Table 2 > Get too nerdy talking with Hahn > Get roasted by Tracy and Ben for being too white > Try to change the subject and ask Stat about his thoughts on Israel > Clank off the back iron > OG and Deuce promptly show me their bats > Limp to table 3
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Table 3 > Clyde is objectively annoyed by my lack of cool > Too corny for even J.Hart > JR saves us all by throwing me out the front door > Nothing but net > Slither to table 4
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Table 4 > Shoot my shot at Breen > Blocked by Robinson! > Get roasted by Rock and Stewart for bleeding all over the mac and cheese > Get consoled by Starbury while we smoke cigarillos and spread Vaseline over our spicey cornbread stuffing >
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I’m thankful for every table here, but I only survive the whole night at table 4