We need this guy.

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1. He will go 0-40 for the lakers

2. We don’t play defense anyway so I’m fine throwing the bot in the corner for an automatic 3.

3. Theres a chance this mf will take over LA and im willing to take that chance

4. Perfect to pair with AD:
   1. Tall and strong
   2. Unlimited range
   3. Has one eye

5. No defense though.

6. They made a robot that shoots like Kobe. Crazy

7. He will miss everything once they put him inside crypto

8. Is this the new Kawhi prototype?

9. He’d be injured for 8 months on this roster

10. He will get laker curse – we all k kno that

11. r/AbsoluteUnits

12. If this fucking android signed with the Lakers, he would all of a sudden go from 100% to 32% beyond the arc and would probably break down, be out for several months. Then we would get a Shams tweet stating that they found leaking in its tubes and out for an additional year. Then Rob would resign him for another 5 years for 80 million.

13. He understands it now

14. Anyone else hear him yelling, “KOBE!”

15. Why they have to make it look freaky AF?

16. he’s a guard with Miami rn. sign or nah?

17. With our luck he will sign a 3 yr/$30mil contract and suck a** or get hurt.

18. That’s not Jesus.