MODS PLEASE DONT SCROLL PAST THE FIRST PICTURE BECAUSE THIS IS A RANT I NEED HEARD
WHO THE FUCK DOES HOT POCKETS THINK THEY ARE
WHY WOULD THEY REMOVE THE SLEEVE
THE SLEEVE WAS THE ONLY THING STOPPING THE HOT POCKET FROM DRIPPING MOLTEN LAVA DOWN MY HANDS AS I EAT IT
NOW EATING THE PRODUCT IS A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE
IM NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR FOOD WITH A KNIFE AND FORK SO PLEASE ADD THE FUCKING SLEEVE BACK
MODS IF YOU REMOVE THIS I AM GONNA LAY DOWN THE LAW ON YOUR ASS
I THOUGHT WE LIVED IN A DEMOCRACY
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
GIVE ME HOT POCKET SLEEVES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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I love your pictures of Hot Po- I mean Target Field. 💙❤️
It took a few weeks but we’re finally evolving into our shitposting off-season era
They removed the sleeve because when Nishioka would try and throw it away, it would end up in the seats behind 1st base.
This is the type of post I’m here for
TWINS MARLINS 9/25
automod took it down, but I’ll bring it back because, uh, sure why not
# WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS ISSA GOIN ON HERE?