Juan Soto poses in front of Citi Field, his new home for the next 15 years 45 comments Damn. Bro started eating like a 800 millionaire quick That’s Barolo Colon. Is that a fucking gut? Bro you’re on year zero of 15 Juan “More portion” Soto Lmfao Soto at least wait till year 5 to let your body go plenty of time to get in shape by April at least If I rub it will he tell me my fortune Already making the most of the free Grimace shakes Dad bod already!? Why does Soto have my body rn Idk why his stomach looks like that here but [this video of him celebrating the news in his jacuzzi](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1ha11ei/elian_soto_juan_soto_celebrating_his_historic) should assuage any concerns of him being out of shape Welcome back Bartolo Colon This is the elite athlete who just signed the biggest deal in the history of sports Tracy Morgan biopic when Looks like Juan Soto’s face photoshopped onto Bartolo colón’s body  Dude ate Grimace 2nd trimester? Is he telling people now?  Got the physique of Kenny Powers How many Sodies do you drink a day, Juan? Where’s that guy who wished Juan Soto got fat lmao bro is really enjoying the offseason Big sad. Much puke. He’s boypreggers So the picture of when he put on his jersey I thought “this must just be a bad angle” but no, I actually now think he’s packing on the pounds.  I’m from the future. This is Juan Soto.  Next 5 years** no way he doesn’t opt out if they don’t win a World Series His defensive range in the outfield just went from 5ft to 4ft with the gut Looks like a Soto Jr. is a month away. This won’t end well That’s Juan fat fuck! He has eaten a lot of donuts to celebrate!!!!!!  Ngl dude looks kinda odd in a Mets uniform Juan Softo Looks like he gained 15 pounds the second he signed his contract. Holy hell….looks like he’s done nothing but eat since the end of the WS. Having a beer belly in your twenties is cool now 😎 When’s the due date? Fat af already 🔥🔥 Dudes already in mid retirement form How nervous are Mets fans already? This the shit that happens when you go back for Juan more bite every meal Too many bacon egg and cheeses smh Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Idk why his stomach looks like that here but [this video of him celebrating the news in his jacuzzi](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1ha11ei/elian_soto_juan_soto_celebrating_his_historic) should assuage any concerns of him being out of shape
So the picture of when he put on his jersey I thought “this must just be a bad angle” but no, I actually now think he’s packing on the pounds.
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Damn. Bro started eating like a 800 millionaire quick
That’s Barolo Colon.
Is that a fucking gut? Bro you’re on year zero of 15
Juan “More portion” Soto
Lmfao Soto at least wait till year 5 to let your body go
plenty of time to get in shape by April at least
If I rub it will he tell me my fortune
Already making the most of the free Grimace shakes
Dad bod already!?
Why does Soto have my body rn
Idk why his stomach looks like that here but [this video of him celebrating the news in his jacuzzi](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1ha11ei/elian_soto_juan_soto_celebrating_his_historic) should assuage any concerns of him being out of shape
Welcome back Bartolo Colon
This is the elite athlete who just signed the biggest deal in the history of sports
Tracy Morgan biopic when
Looks like Juan Soto’s face photoshopped onto Bartolo colón’s body
Dude ate Grimace
2nd trimester? Is he telling people now?
Got the physique of Kenny Powers
How many Sodies do you drink a day, Juan?
Where’s that guy who wished Juan Soto got fat lmao
bro is really enjoying the offseason
Big sad. Much puke.
He’s boypreggers
So the picture of when he put on his jersey I thought “this must just be a bad angle” but no, I actually now think he’s packing on the pounds.
I’m from the future. This is Juan Soto.
Next 5 years** no way he doesn’t opt out if they don’t win a World Series
His defensive range in the outfield just went from 5ft to 4ft with the gut
Looks like a Soto Jr. is a month away.
This won’t end well
That’s Juan fat fuck!
He has eaten a lot of donuts to celebrate!!!!!!
Ngl dude looks kinda odd in a Mets uniform
Juan Softo
Looks like he gained 15 pounds the second he signed his contract.
Holy hell….looks like he’s done nothing but eat since the end of the WS.
Having a beer belly in your twenties is cool now 😎
When’s the due date?
Fat af already 🔥🔥
Dudes already in mid retirement form
How nervous are Mets fans already?
This the shit that happens when you go back for Juan more bite every meal
Too many bacon egg and cheeses smh