[Castillo] Scott Boras on if the Yankees were Juan Soto’s second choice: “First of all, when you’re at a wedding, you don’t talk about the bridesmaids.”
December 12, 2024
[Castillo] Scott Boras on if the Yankees were Juan Soto’s second choice: “First of all, when you’re at a wedding, you don’t talk about the bridesmaids.”
28 comments
10/10
Boras take a class at the learning annex on one liners or something? The guy has been on fire this off season.
Even the biggest Boras haters gotta love that response. Stupid ass question…
He’s not wrong. It’s so immaterial at this point.
Spectacular answer…but c’mon, people are *always* going to talk about the bridesmaids
Are the bridesmaids the next options for the groom?
Does boras think bridesmaids are a grooms rejects?
He’s not wrong, but also does Scott Boras think bridesmaids are competing with the bride at a wedding? They’re usually friends or family of the bride, not people who the groom used to go out with.
So in this analogy, are the Yankees, Red Sox and Jays all the Mets’ sisters and college friends?
Did we at least catch the bouquet to marry the next superstar?
Can we talk about something else now, holy hell there are current free agents and trades to talk about, let’s stop talking about the girl that dumped us in highschool.
It would be funny tho if he said nah the BlueJays finished 2nd.

“Sigh, always a bridesmaid and never a bride.”
* Brian Cashman
I can’t wait for this stupid story to blow over.
God damn who the fuck cares anymore!? He signed. Let’s move on to the next bunch of news
Isn’t it, “when youi’re at the wedding, you don’t talk about the groom’s exes”?
Or did Boras’ wife had some kind of sick fucked up wedding court?
Wait, what? But I always have my eye on them. After all, they might be available, whereas the bride definitely isn’t.
Boras is such a massive douchebag
There’s no reason for Boras to give a substantive answer to that. He has to negotiate with those other teams all the time, so there’s no reason for him to gossip about them.
Jfc this guy is a douche
This is why the Dodgers changed their name from the Brooklyn Bridegrooms
Horrible analogy Scott, it should be:
‘When you are at a Wedding, it’s customary to F the bridesmaids’
Uuuuuuh im like specifically focused on the bridesmaid at a wedding
When I was single, I always asked about the bridesmaids
What if I wanna bang a bridesmaid?
I’m guessing Boras has never been to a wedding.
Lmao Mets were not his first choice. He was bought and paid for to the tune of $805M
28 comments
10/10
Boras take a class at the learning annex on one liners or something? The guy has been on fire this off season.
Even the biggest Boras haters gotta love that response. Stupid ass question…
He’s not wrong. It’s so immaterial at this point.
Spectacular answer…but c’mon, people are *always* going to talk about the bridesmaids
Are the bridesmaids the next options for the groom?
Does boras think bridesmaids are a grooms rejects?
He’s not wrong, but also does Scott Boras think bridesmaids are competing with the bride at a wedding? They’re usually friends or family of the bride, not people who the groom used to go out with.
So in this analogy, are the Yankees, Red Sox and Jays all the Mets’ sisters and college friends?
Did we at least catch the bouquet to marry the next superstar?
Can we talk about something else now, holy hell there are current free agents and trades to talk about, let’s stop talking about the girl that dumped us in highschool.
It would be funny tho if he said nah the BlueJays finished 2nd.

“Sigh, always a bridesmaid and never a bride.”
* Brian Cashman
I can’t wait for this stupid story to blow over.
God damn who the fuck cares anymore!? He signed. Let’s move on to the next bunch of news
Isn’t it, “when youi’re at the wedding, you don’t talk about the groom’s exes”?
Or did Boras’ wife had some kind of sick fucked up wedding court?
Wait, what? But I always have my eye on them. After all, they might be available, whereas the bride definitely isn’t.
Boras is such a massive douchebag
There’s no reason for Boras to give a substantive answer to that. He has to negotiate with those other teams all the time, so there’s no reason for him to gossip about them.
Jfc this guy is a douche
This is why the Dodgers changed their name from the Brooklyn Bridegrooms
Horrible analogy Scott, it should be:
‘When you are at a Wedding, it’s customary to F the bridesmaids’
Uuuuuuh im like specifically focused on the bridesmaid at a wedding
When I was single, I always asked about the bridesmaids
What if I wanna bang a bridesmaid?
I’m guessing Boras has never been to a wedding.
Lmao Mets were not his first choice. He was bought and paid for to the tune of $805M
Lmao, you do if you’re a groomsman