Pretty decent GPA too. I’m adding “higher GPA than Jason Kipnis” to my CV though.
Good for him
He graduated from a casino?
“Jason I wish you would get a college degree. This baseball thing is just a phase”
“Fine mom. I’ll get a degree. But it’s not a phase.”
One time long ago I got drunk, fell, and hit my head. (Don’t worry, I’m better now).
My friend had to explain to the doctor that he was not my emergency contact, Jason Kipnis, the 2nd baseman who helped me win my fantasy baseball league that year.
The next morning my friend and I tried to piece together why I didn’t select Troy Tulowitzki.
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This is sweet.
That’s great but why did you post a picture of Joey Fatone?
Need an MLB salary to afford college these days smh
Forks up
B.A., Gila River Resorts and Casinos
My favorite clip of Kipnis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ5gwL31wqM
did they play his walkup music?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knnf2Aw6kMU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knnf2Aw6kMU)
Hell yea Dilly Dilly
Pretty decent GPA too. I’m adding “higher GPA than Jason Kipnis” to my CV though.
Good for him
He graduated from a casino?
“Jason I wish you would get a college degree. This baseball thing is just a phase”
“Fine mom. I’ll get a degree. But it’s not a phase.”
One time long ago I got drunk, fell, and hit my head. (Don’t worry, I’m better now).
My friend had to explain to the doctor that he was not my emergency contact, Jason Kipnis, the 2nd baseman who helped me win my fantasy baseball league that year.
The next morning my friend and I tried to piece together why I didn’t select Troy Tulowitzki.
