Holy hell my sister’s friend posted this to her facebook story. Dodged a bullet!

16 comments

1. Yikes

2. is that jalen hurts

3. I’m not familiar with this guy.

4. Hardest hitting safety in the league

5. Darren Shaaaapper! The hardest raper in the league

   Fuck you Gumby

6. One of the most hardest hittin safety’s in the league

7. The dude behind her looks familiar too, trying to remember his name

8. Eeek. Oh boy.

9. When I was in 8th grade my basketball coach nicknamed me (first-name) Sharper for my propensity to get steals. At the time it was a compliment.

10. From what I’ve read I’m pretty sure he didn’t do anything during his playing career and it was all after he retired

11. RUN!!!!!

12. Did she? Sounds like she may not remember the night…

13. When I was doing my foundations of nursing clinical at a retirement home, one of the residents had a Vikings Sharper jersey he never took off. Kinda shocking the first time I saw it lol

14. I still have a Darren Sharper autographed football I’m trying to find the best way to destroy.

15. Wow

16. She either dodged a bullet or doesn’t remember who he is for very sad reasons